“kya yaar gangu galat vakt pe aaya hai tu. Ye bhi koyi vakt hai…khub maja aa raha tha.”
“maaf kar de bhai…machis nahi mil rahi thi. tujhe to pata hai ki cigrate piye bina mujhe neend nahi aati. Mujhe laga tha ki tum neepta liye hoge kaam apna. Tum to saale abhi tak lage huve ho. aur champa ji aap bhi…aap se aisi ummeed nahi thi.”
Champa to sharam se paani-paani ho gayi.
“tu saale sudhrega nahi. Ye le machis. Aur agar mood ho to aaja tu bhi…”
“nah-nahi inko jaane do,” champa ne turant bholu ki baat katate huve kaha.
“ja hi raha hun champa ji. Main sach mein machis hi lene aaya tha. Vo tabhi lenge hum jab aap dengi.”
Champa ne nazre phira li dusri taraf. Gangu hasta huva baahar nikal gaya.
“kab tak hai tumhara dost yaha?” champa ne puchha.
“Kyon tumhe chinta ho rahi ki kahi chala na jaaye tumhari chut liye bina?” bholu ne kaha.
“hat kaisi baat karte ho tum bhi.”
“yahi rahega ab vo. Sanjay thakur se baat ho gayi hai. jaggu ke saath gate par rahega raat ko. Chal chhod ye sab chal apna kaam suru karte hain. bekaar mein gangu ne kaam kharaab kar diya. Aisa hi hai ye. Kahi bhi bina soche samjhe ghus jaata hai.”
Champa ne chaddar ek taraf ki aur bholu ne jhatke mein phir se ghusa diya uski yoni mein aur phir vo khote chale gaye ek dusre mein. Dhakke pe dhakke lag rahe the. Charpayi chu…chu kar rahi thi. tan badan paseene se tar batar ho rahe the. Magar phir bhi khub maje liye ja rahe the dono…..
Ek-ek karke sabhi kamre check kar liye the neha aur jugnu ne. ab bas ek hi kamra baaki tha. Ye kamra bilkul aakhir mein tha. Ab dono usi ki taraf badh rahe the.
Jugnu ne darvaje ki kundi kholi dheere se aur ander ghus kar kamre ki light on kar di. Us kamre mein bhi koyi nahi tha. Washroom aur almirah bhi check ki dono ne. koyi nahi tha vaha.
“abhi tak to koyi nazar nahi aaya. Kaha gaye aapke mehmaan. Vaise tha kon ye aapka mehmaan jo rassi se ander aata hai haweli mein?”
“ye nahi bata sakti.”
“samajh to main rahi raha hun. Ab khul kar baat karne mein dikkat kya hai aapko. Aapka premi tha na vo?”
Neha ne gahri saans li. Vo jugnu ko aisa kuchh nahi batana chaahti thi jis se ki usko koyi problem ho aage jaakar.
“sanjay thakur ne mujhe bataya hai ki ek din nakab posh ghusa tha haweli mein. Rassi tangi mili thi police ko us din diwar se. kahi vo nakabposh aapka mehmaan to nahi tha. Usne hamla bhi kiya tha sanjay thakur pe.”
“nahi…kartik aisa nahi karega…vo jarur koyi aur…” bolte-bolte neha ruk gayi. Uski jubaan phisal gayi thi. vo naam le baithi thi apne premi ka.
“hmm…to kartik naam hai aapke mehmaan ka. Achha naam hai. roj aata hai haweli mein vo?”
“nahi roj nahi aata. Kabhi…kabhi…”
“hmmm…phir aap dono kya karte ho?”
“kya matlab?”
“matlab ki itna jokhim uthane ke baad jab aapka ye kartik aapse milne aata hai to uske baad aap dono kya karte ho?”
“tum police ho kya?” neha ne puchha.
“nahi police nahi hun ji. Kyon insult kar rahi hain meri.”
“to itne sawal javab kyon kar rahe ho phir?”
“vo darasal baat ye hai ki main soch raha tha ki kaash meri bhi mahbuba hoti koyi jis se milne main bhi chori chheepe jaata uske ghar raat ko. Bada hi exciting sa idea hai ye hai na. lekin kisi din gadbad ho jaaye to baat bigad sakti hai. aur lagta hai ki aaj bigad gayi hai baat. aapke kartik janab aaye jarur ander magar aapse mile nahi abhi.”
“aap meri madad kar to rahe hain magar mujhe lagta hai ki maine bhul kar di hai aapse madad maang kar.”
“shhh,” jugnu ne kaha.
Kadmo ki aahat ho rahi thi baahar. Koyi dheere-dheere chal raha tha. Neha ki saanse tham gayi. Kon tha ye…kahi kartik to nahi?”
“aap yahi ruko. Main dekhta hun,” jugnu ne kamre ki light off kar di aur darvaje ke paas jaakar uske peechhe chup gaya. Neha ko kuchh nazar nahi aa raha tha andhere mein is vakt. Lekin kadmo ki awaaj saaf sunayi de rahi thi.
Phir khule darvaje par ek saaya deekha. Jugnu ne turant light jala di aur bola, “haath upar?”
Pata nahi gun kaha se le aaya tha jugnu. Jaggu tha darvaje par. Par vo yaha kya kar raha tha?
Laal Haweli - sex novel - bharpoor chudai ki kahani
Re: Laal Haweli - sex novel - bharpoor chudai ki kahani
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Laal Haweli - sex novel - bharpoor chudai ki kahani
“kya huva saahib?” jaggu ne kaha.
“pahalvaan yaha kya kar rahe ho is vakt?” jugnu ne puccha.
“maine dur se do logo ko yaha upar ghumte dekha to dekhne chala aaya ki kya maajra hai. aap dono yaha?” jaggu ne neha ki taraf dekhte huve kaha.
Is se pahle ki jaggu koyi betuka sa andaja lagaye apne man mein neha bol padi, “yaha upar kuchh halchal ho rahi thi. shayad billi hogi. Vahi dekhne aaye the upar.”
“aap kya jugnu saahib ko jaanti hain?” jaggu ne puchha.
Neha ko samajh nahi aaya ki kya bole. Magar jugnu turant suru ho gaya.
“haan bilkul jaanti hain. school mein ek saath padhte the hum. Bahut purani jaan pahchaan hai hamari, kyon neha?” jugnu ne kaha.
“haan-haan jugnu aur main nahut purane dost hain. tum jaao yaha sab theek hai?”
Jaggu ne ek nazar jugnu ki taraf dekha aur ek nazar neha ki taraf phir jugnu ki gun ki taraf dekhte huve bola, “ye asli hai?”
“nahi ye nakli hai. sirf billi ko darane ke kaam aati hai. agar billi deekhe kahi to batana mujhe…uski khair nahi aaj,” jugnu ne haste huve kaha.
“theek hai saahib. Ye billiyan to vaakayi badi pareshaan karti hain,” jaggu ne kaha.
“agar deekhe koyi pussy to batana…mujhe hisaab barabar karna hai,” jugnu ne neha ki taraf dekhte huve kaha. Neha ka chehra laal ho gaya ye sun kar. Vo khub samajh rahi thi ki kis pussy ki baat ho rahi hai.
“ji pussy matlab?” jaggu ne kaha.
“arey pussy ka matlab nahi pata tumhe. Itne bade ho gaye ho. abhi tak maare nahi ho ka koyi pussy tum gaaon mein.”
“jaggu tum jaao,” neha ne kaha.
“par ye pussy kya hota hai,” jaggu ne sar khujate huve kaha.
“tum jaao beta…subah batayenge tumhe pussy ka matlab,” jugnu ne haste huve kaha.
Jaggu ke jaane ke baad jugnu ne hanse huve neha se kaha, “kitna paagal hai na, pussy ka matlab hi nahi pata is jaggu ko.”
Neha ne baat ghumane ke liye turant kaha, “jaane do. Ye batao ab kya kare.”
“aapka ye kartik yaha to nahi hai. Kahi vo chala to nahi gaya vaapis baahar?”
“nahi rassi tangi thi diwar par. Vo vaapis nahi gaya hai. Vo yahi is haweli mein hi hai. Aur mujhe lagta hai ki uske saath jarur k-koyi anhoni huyi hai?” bolte-bolte awaaj kaapne lagi neha ki.
“calm down neha ji. Main hun na aapke saath. Aap aisa kijiye aap apne kamre mein rukiye. Main vaapis jaakar dekhta hun ki rassi vaha hai ki nahi.”
“nahi main yaha haath par haath rakh kar nahi baith sakti.”
“chaliye phir chale chalte hai vaapis rassi ki taraf.”
Dono vaapis chal diye aur seedhiyan utar kar vaapis neeche aa gaye.
Dono diwar ke paas pahuche to unhone paya ki rassi vahi tangi thi. jyon ki tyon. Kartik haweli mein hi tha. Par kaha. Neha ne jugnu ke saath haweli ke kone-kone ko chhan mara. Par kartik ka kahi suraag nahi mila. Uska phone bhi pahle ki tarah out of coverage aa raha tha. Subah ke koyi 5 baje neha thak haar kar apne kamre mein aa gayi. Jugnu to use apne saath apne kamre mein chalne ko bol raha tha. Magar neha uske saath nahi gayi. Kyonki vo jaanti thi ki uska maqsad kya hai. uski double meaning baato se vo uske charitra ko khub samajh chuki thi. apne kamre mein vo bistar par late to gayi aakar magar dhero sawal ghum rahe the uske man mein aur sabse bada sawal yahi tha ki aakhir kartik ko huva kya aur kaha hai vo is vakt…aur vo theek to hai……
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Subah ke koyi 9 baj rahe the. Rupali apni honda city lekar gate se nikali hi thi ki use jaggu deekhayi diya sadak par chalta huva. raat bhar duty ke baad vo ghar ja raha tha. Bilkul mast chaal thi uski…ek dam mast haathi ki tarah. Jab bhi rupali use dekhti thi to ek ajeeb sa aakarshan mahsus karti thi vo uske prati.
Rupali ne car jaggu ke baju mein rok di aur seesa neeche karke boli, “kaha ja rahe ho jaggu?”
“namste madam. Ghar ja raha hun?”
“aao main tumhe chhod deti hun?”
“a-aap kyon takleef karti hain. main chala jaaunga.”
“arey aao na. sharmaate bahut ho tum. Aao baith jaao, main tumhe kha nahi jaaungi.”
Jaggu darvaja khol kar saath vaali seat par baith gaya. “aap bekaar mein takleeef kar rahi hain madam. Main roj paidal hi jaata hun.”
“koyi takleef nahi ho rahi mujhe. Chupchap baitho aur raasta batate rahna.”
“ji theek hai.”
“pahalvaan yaha kya kar rahe ho is vakt?” jugnu ne puccha.
“maine dur se do logo ko yaha upar ghumte dekha to dekhne chala aaya ki kya maajra hai. aap dono yaha?” jaggu ne neha ki taraf dekhte huve kaha.
Is se pahle ki jaggu koyi betuka sa andaja lagaye apne man mein neha bol padi, “yaha upar kuchh halchal ho rahi thi. shayad billi hogi. Vahi dekhne aaye the upar.”
“aap kya jugnu saahib ko jaanti hain?” jaggu ne puchha.
Neha ko samajh nahi aaya ki kya bole. Magar jugnu turant suru ho gaya.
“haan bilkul jaanti hain. school mein ek saath padhte the hum. Bahut purani jaan pahchaan hai hamari, kyon neha?” jugnu ne kaha.
“haan-haan jugnu aur main nahut purane dost hain. tum jaao yaha sab theek hai?”
Jaggu ne ek nazar jugnu ki taraf dekha aur ek nazar neha ki taraf phir jugnu ki gun ki taraf dekhte huve bola, “ye asli hai?”
“nahi ye nakli hai. sirf billi ko darane ke kaam aati hai. agar billi deekhe kahi to batana mujhe…uski khair nahi aaj,” jugnu ne haste huve kaha.
“theek hai saahib. Ye billiyan to vaakayi badi pareshaan karti hain,” jaggu ne kaha.
“agar deekhe koyi pussy to batana…mujhe hisaab barabar karna hai,” jugnu ne neha ki taraf dekhte huve kaha. Neha ka chehra laal ho gaya ye sun kar. Vo khub samajh rahi thi ki kis pussy ki baat ho rahi hai.
“ji pussy matlab?” jaggu ne kaha.
“arey pussy ka matlab nahi pata tumhe. Itne bade ho gaye ho. abhi tak maare nahi ho ka koyi pussy tum gaaon mein.”
“jaggu tum jaao,” neha ne kaha.
“par ye pussy kya hota hai,” jaggu ne sar khujate huve kaha.
“tum jaao beta…subah batayenge tumhe pussy ka matlab,” jugnu ne haste huve kaha.
Jaggu ke jaane ke baad jugnu ne hanse huve neha se kaha, “kitna paagal hai na, pussy ka matlab hi nahi pata is jaggu ko.”
Neha ne baat ghumane ke liye turant kaha, “jaane do. Ye batao ab kya kare.”
“aapka ye kartik yaha to nahi hai. Kahi vo chala to nahi gaya vaapis baahar?”
“nahi rassi tangi thi diwar par. Vo vaapis nahi gaya hai. Vo yahi is haweli mein hi hai. Aur mujhe lagta hai ki uske saath jarur k-koyi anhoni huyi hai?” bolte-bolte awaaj kaapne lagi neha ki.
“calm down neha ji. Main hun na aapke saath. Aap aisa kijiye aap apne kamre mein rukiye. Main vaapis jaakar dekhta hun ki rassi vaha hai ki nahi.”
“nahi main yaha haath par haath rakh kar nahi baith sakti.”
“chaliye phir chale chalte hai vaapis rassi ki taraf.”
Dono vaapis chal diye aur seedhiyan utar kar vaapis neeche aa gaye.
Dono diwar ke paas pahuche to unhone paya ki rassi vahi tangi thi. jyon ki tyon. Kartik haweli mein hi tha. Par kaha. Neha ne jugnu ke saath haweli ke kone-kone ko chhan mara. Par kartik ka kahi suraag nahi mila. Uska phone bhi pahle ki tarah out of coverage aa raha tha. Subah ke koyi 5 baje neha thak haar kar apne kamre mein aa gayi. Jugnu to use apne saath apne kamre mein chalne ko bol raha tha. Magar neha uske saath nahi gayi. Kyonki vo jaanti thi ki uska maqsad kya hai. uski double meaning baato se vo uske charitra ko khub samajh chuki thi. apne kamre mein vo bistar par late to gayi aakar magar dhero sawal ghum rahe the uske man mein aur sabse bada sawal yahi tha ki aakhir kartik ko huva kya aur kaha hai vo is vakt…aur vo theek to hai……
……………………………………………………………….
Subah ke koyi 9 baj rahe the. Rupali apni honda city lekar gate se nikali hi thi ki use jaggu deekhayi diya sadak par chalta huva. raat bhar duty ke baad vo ghar ja raha tha. Bilkul mast chaal thi uski…ek dam mast haathi ki tarah. Jab bhi rupali use dekhti thi to ek ajeeb sa aakarshan mahsus karti thi vo uske prati.
Rupali ne car jaggu ke baju mein rok di aur seesa neeche karke boli, “kaha ja rahe ho jaggu?”
“namste madam. Ghar ja raha hun?”
“aao main tumhe chhod deti hun?”
“a-aap kyon takleef karti hain. main chala jaaunga.”
“arey aao na. sharmaate bahut ho tum. Aao baith jaao, main tumhe kha nahi jaaungi.”
Jaggu darvaja khol kar saath vaali seat par baith gaya. “aap bekaar mein takleeef kar rahi hain madam. Main roj paidal hi jaata hun.”
“koyi takleef nahi ho rahi mujhe. Chupchap baitho aur raasta batate rahna.”
“ji theek hai.”
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Laal Haweli - sex novel - bharpoor chudai ki kahani
Kuchh der shaant baithne ke baad achanak jaggu ne kaha, “madam aapse ek baat puchhu?”
“haan puchho?”
“ye pussy kya hoti hai?”
Rupali ne ashcharya se dekha jaggu ki taraf. Vo samajh nahi paayi ki kya vo vaakayi mein sawal kar raha tha ya phir majaak. Jaggu ke chehre par aisa kuchh nahi tha jis se vo andaja laga sake. Gaaon ka dehaati tha vo. English use aati nahi thi. phir ye pussy ke chakkar mein kaha se pad gaya.
“kya karoge jaan kar. Aur kisne bataya tumhe pussy ke baare mein?”
“vo naye saahib hai na jugnu ji unhone bataya. Kal raat na jaane vo kya kar rahe the neha madam ke saath. Maine puccha to bolne lage ki koyi halchal ho rahi thi chhat par vahi dekh rahe the.”
“accha…..sach mein neha saath thi uske?”
“ji haan…mujhe bhi thoda ajeeb lag raha tha. Vaise vo bata rahe the ki dono ek dusre ko school se jaante hain.”
“hmm…magar ye pussy ki baat kaise aayi beech mein?”
“ji jugnu saahib mujhe bole ki [FONT=’Verdana’,’sans-serif’]agar mujhe koyi pussy deekhe to unhe bataun. bol rahe the ki unko koyi hisaab barabar karna hai. phir vo kuchh ajeeb bole aur tab se hi hamara sar chakra raha hai[/font]
[FONT=’Verdana’,’sans-serif’][/font]
“kya bola usne?”
“unhone mujh se puchh ki maine kabhi pussy maari hai ki nahi?”
Rupali man hi man muskurayi. Ye jugnu koyi pahuchi huyi cheez maalum ho raha tha.
“to tumne kya kaha?” rupali ne puchha.
“ab hamein pata hi nahi hai ki pussy hota kya hai to kaise jawab dete. Isilye aapse pucch liya is baare mein. Koyi galti to nahi kar di hamne.”
“nahi-nahi koyi galti nahi ki hai. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha ki kaise samjhaun tumhe?”
“rahne dijiye koyi baat nahi.”
“ab tumne puchh hi liya hai to main tumhe bataungi jarur.”
Jaggu ne utsuk nigaaho se rupali ki taraf dekha.
“chut suna hai tune kabhi?” rupali ne car ko dusre gear mein daalte huve kaha.
“j-ji…”
Jaggu ka chehra dekhne laayak tha. Chehra sharam se laal ho gaya tha uska. Aankhe nahi mila pa raha tha vo rupali se.
“kya huva jaggu?”
“k-kuchh nahi…”
“aa gaya na samajh mein tumhe…jaante ho na tum ki chut kya hai?”
“ h-haan?”
“to ye samajh lo ki chut ko hi english mein pussy bolte hain. dekh tera lund khada khada ho gaya…sharam nahi karta bilkul bhi tu. Dekhta nahi ki main saath hun…samjha kar rakha karo ise…kahi bhi…kabhi bhi khada ho jaata hai.”
“s-sorry madam.”
rupali ne jaggu ke ghutne par haath maara aur boli, “arey koyi baat nahi…majak kar rahi hun. Ab chut ka jikar hoga to lund to khada hoga hi na. aur tera to lagta bhi mota-tagda hai…bilkul tere jaisa pahalvaan. Kabhi mulaqat karayi hai is bechare ki chut se ki nahi?”
jaggu ke chehre ka rang hi ud gaya. Vo sar jhukaye idhar udhar dekh raha tha magar uski taraf nazar nahi kar raha tha. Bada hi sharmila tha ye jaggu.
“arey sharma mat. Tu to ladki ki tarah sharma raha hai. sach-sach bata…kabhi milvaya hai ki nahi is bechare ko kisi chut se.”
“main aapse aisi baate kaise karu madam. Kahaan aap aur kahaan main. Main nahi bol sakta kuchh bhi.”
Rupali ne phir se uske ghutne par haath maara aur boli, “lekin tera lund to bahut kuchh bol raha hai. aisa lagta hai jaise ki janmo se pyasa ho chut ke liye. Mila de na kabhi ise kisi din.”
“m-mera ghar yahi paas hi hai,” jaggu ne kaha.
Rupali ne car rok di. “bade sharmile ho tum to. Bahut achhi baat hai ye. Meri baato ka bura mat maanana. Main bas yu hi hansi majaak kar rahi thi. aur tumhare aur mere beech ki baate kisi aur ko kabhi mat batana.”
“n-nahi madam…kabhi nahi…main kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga.”
Rupali ne haath rakh diya jaggu ke haath par. Uska haath kaapne laga. “ye baate batane wali hoti bhi nahi. Ye sirf raaj rahni chaahiye.”
“ye raaj hi rahegi madam. Chinta na kare aap.”
“achha ye bata tujhe chut dekhni hai?”
Jaggu ne ashcharya se dekha uski taraf. Phir dheere-dheere uske chehre par chamak aa gayi.
“h-haan” jaggu ne kaha.
“chal badmaash nikal car se. aisi baate nahi karte. Chal jaakar sho ja chupchap. Raat bhar ka jaaga huva hai tu.”
Jaggu ne fauran darvaja khola aur car se nikal gaya. Use jaate dekh rupali ne dheere se kaha, “cute hunk….” Aur car ko speed dete huve aage nikal gayi.
“haan puchho?”
“ye pussy kya hoti hai?”
Rupali ne ashcharya se dekha jaggu ki taraf. Vo samajh nahi paayi ki kya vo vaakayi mein sawal kar raha tha ya phir majaak. Jaggu ke chehre par aisa kuchh nahi tha jis se vo andaja laga sake. Gaaon ka dehaati tha vo. English use aati nahi thi. phir ye pussy ke chakkar mein kaha se pad gaya.
“kya karoge jaan kar. Aur kisne bataya tumhe pussy ke baare mein?”
“vo naye saahib hai na jugnu ji unhone bataya. Kal raat na jaane vo kya kar rahe the neha madam ke saath. Maine puccha to bolne lage ki koyi halchal ho rahi thi chhat par vahi dekh rahe the.”
“accha…..sach mein neha saath thi uske?”
“ji haan…mujhe bhi thoda ajeeb lag raha tha. Vaise vo bata rahe the ki dono ek dusre ko school se jaante hain.”
“hmm…magar ye pussy ki baat kaise aayi beech mein?”
“ji jugnu saahib mujhe bole ki [FONT=’Verdana’,’sans-serif’]agar mujhe koyi pussy deekhe to unhe bataun. bol rahe the ki unko koyi hisaab barabar karna hai. phir vo kuchh ajeeb bole aur tab se hi hamara sar chakra raha hai[/font]
[FONT=’Verdana’,’sans-serif’][/font]
“kya bola usne?”
“unhone mujh se puchh ki maine kabhi pussy maari hai ki nahi?”
Rupali man hi man muskurayi. Ye jugnu koyi pahuchi huyi cheez maalum ho raha tha.
“to tumne kya kaha?” rupali ne puchha.
“ab hamein pata hi nahi hai ki pussy hota kya hai to kaise jawab dete. Isilye aapse pucch liya is baare mein. Koyi galti to nahi kar di hamne.”
“nahi-nahi koyi galti nahi ki hai. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha ki kaise samjhaun tumhe?”
“rahne dijiye koyi baat nahi.”
“ab tumne puchh hi liya hai to main tumhe bataungi jarur.”
Jaggu ne utsuk nigaaho se rupali ki taraf dekha.
“chut suna hai tune kabhi?” rupali ne car ko dusre gear mein daalte huve kaha.
“j-ji…”
Jaggu ka chehra dekhne laayak tha. Chehra sharam se laal ho gaya tha uska. Aankhe nahi mila pa raha tha vo rupali se.
“kya huva jaggu?”
“k-kuchh nahi…”
“aa gaya na samajh mein tumhe…jaante ho na tum ki chut kya hai?”
“ h-haan?”
“to ye samajh lo ki chut ko hi english mein pussy bolte hain. dekh tera lund khada khada ho gaya…sharam nahi karta bilkul bhi tu. Dekhta nahi ki main saath hun…samjha kar rakha karo ise…kahi bhi…kabhi bhi khada ho jaata hai.”
“s-sorry madam.”
rupali ne jaggu ke ghutne par haath maara aur boli, “arey koyi baat nahi…majak kar rahi hun. Ab chut ka jikar hoga to lund to khada hoga hi na. aur tera to lagta bhi mota-tagda hai…bilkul tere jaisa pahalvaan. Kabhi mulaqat karayi hai is bechare ki chut se ki nahi?”
jaggu ke chehre ka rang hi ud gaya. Vo sar jhukaye idhar udhar dekh raha tha magar uski taraf nazar nahi kar raha tha. Bada hi sharmila tha ye jaggu.
“arey sharma mat. Tu to ladki ki tarah sharma raha hai. sach-sach bata…kabhi milvaya hai ki nahi is bechare ko kisi chut se.”
“main aapse aisi baate kaise karu madam. Kahaan aap aur kahaan main. Main nahi bol sakta kuchh bhi.”
Rupali ne phir se uske ghutne par haath maara aur boli, “lekin tera lund to bahut kuchh bol raha hai. aisa lagta hai jaise ki janmo se pyasa ho chut ke liye. Mila de na kabhi ise kisi din.”
“m-mera ghar yahi paas hi hai,” jaggu ne kaha.
Rupali ne car rok di. “bade sharmile ho tum to. Bahut achhi baat hai ye. Meri baato ka bura mat maanana. Main bas yu hi hansi majaak kar rahi thi. aur tumhare aur mere beech ki baate kisi aur ko kabhi mat batana.”
“n-nahi madam…kabhi nahi…main kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga.”
Rupali ne haath rakh diya jaggu ke haath par. Uska haath kaapne laga. “ye baate batane wali hoti bhi nahi. Ye sirf raaj rahni chaahiye.”
“ye raaj hi rahegi madam. Chinta na kare aap.”
“achha ye bata tujhe chut dekhni hai?”
Jaggu ne ashcharya se dekha uski taraf. Phir dheere-dheere uske chehre par chamak aa gayi.
“h-haan” jaggu ne kaha.
“chal badmaash nikal car se. aisi baate nahi karte. Chal jaakar sho ja chupchap. Raat bhar ka jaaga huva hai tu.”
Jaggu ne fauran darvaja khola aur car se nikal gaya. Use jaate dekh rupali ne dheere se kaha, “cute hunk….” Aur car ko speed dete huve aage nikal gayi.
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.