Bold jokes

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Bold jokes

Unread post by seema » 25 Feb 2017 03:04

Ek Baar Ek Bhudiya ICICI Bank Ki Sabse Badi Branch Mein Ek Bahut Bade Suitcase Ke Saath Gayi Aur Manager Se Boli

Budhiya: “Mujhe Bank Ke Malik Se Milna Hai”

Manager: “Ji Aap Unse Nahi Mil Sakti, Aapko Jo Bhi Kam Hai Muje Batayiye”

Budhiya: “Ji Mere Is Suitcase Mein 25 Karod Rupya Hai, Aur Main Is Bank Mein Jama Karvana Chahti Hun, Par Sirf Tabhi Jab Bank Ka Malik Ek Bar Mere Se Milega”

Manager Ne Socha Rakam Bahut Badi Hai, Ek Bar Maalik Se Baat Kar Hi Leta Hun

Manager Ne Malik Ko Fon Karke Sari Baat Batayai To Maalik Ne Kaha: “Theek Hai Main Kuch Der Mein Aata Hun”

Kuch Der Baad Maalik Aya Aur Budhi Ko Lekar Apne Personal Cabin Mein Gaya Aur Budhi Se Pucha

Maalik: “Aunty Ji, Agar Aap Bura Na Mane To Mere Dimag Mein Ek Swala Hai, Ki Itni Badi Rakam Aap Jaisi Bujurag Ke Pass Kaise Aayi?”

Budhi Muskurate Hue Boli: “Esa Khas To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Bas Mujhe Sharat Lagane Ka Shonk Hai”

Maalik Ye Sunkar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Sharat Laga Ke Koi Itne Jyada Paise Ikathe Nahi Kar Sakta, Aap Juth Bol Rahi Ho”

Budhi Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Agar Aapko Meri Baat Pe Nahi Yakeen To Aap Mere Sath Sharat Laga Sakte Hai”

Maalik Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola Ki: “Theek Hai Lagao Sharat”

Budhi Ne Ek Dam Se Kaha: “Main Aapke Sath 20 Lakh Rupaye Ki Sharat Lagati Hun Ki Aapke Dono Tatte Choras (Square) Hai”

Maalik Budhi Ke Muh Se Ye Baat Sunkar Pahle To Uchhla Fir Has Ke Bola: “Aunty Ji Rahne Do Aap Sharat Haar Jayengi”

Budhi Ne Kaha: “Koi Baat Nahi”

Maalik Ne Kaha: “Theek Hai, Aap Agar Nahi Maanti To Khud Dekh Lo”

Budhi Ne Kaha: “Par Ek Problem Hai, Ye Sharat Bahut Badi Hai Aur Main Idhar Ek Gavah Chahti Hun Taki Aap Mukar Na Sako”

Maalik: “Theek Hai Aapki Baat, Par Kon Banega Is Baat Ka Gavah?”

Budhi: “Ji Mene Is Shahar Ke Sabse Bade Vakeel Ki Sevaye Le Rakhi Hai, Kal Subha 10 Baje Usko Apne Saath Leke Aaungi Aur Uski Mojudgi Mein Check Hoga”

Maalik Ko Pura Yakeen Tha Ki Budhi Sharat Haaregi Isliye Usne Bola: “Koi Baat Nahi Fir Kal 10 Baje Uske Saath Idhar Hi Milna”

Ab Maalik Ne Sharat To Laga Li Thi, Par Budhi Ke Confidence Ko Dekh Ke Khud Hi Usko Ghabrahat Hone Lag Gayi, Usne Raat Ko Uth Kar 3 Baar Apne Tatte Check Kiye Aur Vo Gol Hi The.

Puri Tasalli Karne Ke Baad Socha Ki Budhi To Gayi Kam Se, Aur Aram Se So Gaya

Agle Din 10 Baje Budhi Shahar Ke Sabse Bade Vakeel Ke Saath Aayi Aur Maalik Se Boli

Budhi: “Aap Please Apni Pant Utar Dijiye Main Khud Hath Laga Ke Check Karungi”

Maalik Ne Kuch Socha Aur Confidence Se Kaha: “Theek Hai Kar Lo”

Budhi Ne Maalik Ke Tatte Pakde Aur 20 Second Tatte Haath Mein Leke Rakhe, Aur Vakiye Hi Vo Gol Thhe

Maalik Ne Budhi Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Majak Udate Hue Kaha: “To Kya Ab Main Apna 20 Lakh Rupaya Le Sakta Hun”

Budhi Boli: “Haan Ji Jarur, Aap Sharat Jeet Gaye Ho”

Maalik Bahut Khush Tha Usne Asani Se 20 Lakh Rupaya Kuch Pal Mein Hi Jeet Liya Tha

Itni Der Mein Usne Dekha Ki Vakeel Apna Sir Zor Zor Se Deewar Pe Marne Lag Gaya

Maalik Ne Hairan Hote Hue Budhi Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai, Paagal To Nahi Ho Gaya?”

Budhi Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Haan Ho Gay Hoga, Kyunki Mene Kal Aapke Pas Ane Se Pahle Is Se 1 Karod Rupaye Ki Sharat Lagayi Thi Ki Main ICICI Bank Ke Maalik Ke Tatte Apne Hath Mein Pakad Ke Dikhaungi“
sorry to post joke here cause there was no any other zone for jokes or humor .it is requested to Moderator please move this to Suite able section if it is not good here.

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Re: Bold jokes

Unread post by Diljani » 06 Mar 2017 21:21

very funny keep it up Dear Seema

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