Re: Hindi sex novel - Benaam! The Unnamed Truth
Posted: 06 Jun 2016 08:49
Update #\
Main kaafi der baahar hi raaste par bhataka. Socha ki movie hi dekh leta hu. Kuch mood divert ho jaayea.. Maine phone flight mode pe daal diya aur movie dekhne chala gaya.Movie to bas ek bahaana tha. Main bass abi kisi aur ke baare me nahi sochna chahta tha aur kuch nahi.. Movie dekhne ke baad thoda mood thik hua. Time dekha..12:53..
Me: Chalo ghar hi chate hain…
Main ghar ki or nikal gaya. Socha ghar jaake so jaauga.. It refreshes me.. Ghar me,as usual koi nahi tha.. Wo to bhi ek acchi baat hain ki mere ghar me working days me koi nahi hota hain. So shaanti rehti ghar me bohot..Main kitchen me chala gaya aur kuch khane ke liye dhundhne laga..Mummy khaana banake gayi thi. Maine plate me khaana parosa,fridge me se paani ki bottle li aur dining table ki or jaane laga. TV dekhne ka mera koi mood nahi tha..Kitchen se bahar nikal kar left side me,wall ki dusri taraf dining table hain. Lights off ki kithcen ki aur jaise hi maine left turn liya…
‘phaattt……’
Muze to jaise din me taare dikh gaye.. 2 sec jhaat kuch samaz nahi aaya ki ho kya raha hain to..aakho ke saamne andhera chaa gaya..
Me: fuck!!! Bhenchoddd!!!
magar main jaldi hi hosh me aa gaya.. Maine fatse peeche palat kar lights on kiya. Nazara dekh kar main to hakka bakka hi reh gaya.
Me: tu????
Saamne meri chutiya behan haath me zhadu lekar khadi thi…
Me: Bewakoofff!! Pagal hain kya??? kYa kar rahi hain??
Akanksha: Muze laga koi chor ghar me ghus aaya hain.. Bell nahi baja sakta tha kya?
Me: Aur jo lock kholne ke liye chaabi hain mere paas uska kya achaar daaalu?? Gadhii… isssss..aaaahhh..
Mere sir me ab dard hone laga tha.
Me: Aur chor kya seedha kitchen me aayega kya chori karne??? Kya bewakoof hain tu Akanksha..Dimaag naam ki cheez hi nahi tuze zara si bhi…Usme bhi attitude duniya bhar kaa..
Main sir ko malne laga…Akanksha ab bhi zhadu liye khadi thi,,
Me: Are gadadhaari bheem ab to neeche kar ye tera tambora…
Itna keh ke main paas ki hi chair par baith gaya.. Chakkar aana shuru ho gaye the muze to…
Akanksha: Arre…muzpekyu chilla raha? Main darr gayi thi naa..
Me: Chillau nahi to kya pair padu tere?? Aur darr gayi thi tu iska matlab kalko jaan le legi meri to bhi teri pooja kau kya main? Idiot!
Akanksha: Sorry boli naa…
Me: Kab boli?? Sapne me? Tu extremely irritating personality hain..pata hain tuze ye baat? Zara khud ki duniya me se nikal aur dekh…Aas paas bhi log hain…
Akanksha: dekh…muze pata hain ki tere sir pe chot aayi hain isliye tu muze ulta seedha bol raha hain…
Me: Hey bhagwaan!! Chot ka isse kuch lena dena nahi hain… Main jo bhi keh raha hu wo dil se keh raha hu kyoki tu hain hi aisi.. Koi to reason hoga naa jo main baat nahi karta tuzse…kyoki tu hain hi nahi baat karne laayak Akanksha…Tuze kisi aur ki koi parwaah nahi hoti..
Akanksha: Bakwaas naa kar. Maanti hu meri galti hain..magar kuch bhi kahega to sun nahi lugi main..
Main pehle hi ghusse me tha..
Me: kya ukhaad legi tu jo maine kuch keh bhi diya to??huhh?
Main kuch zyada hi zor se chilla diya.. Akanksha dar gayi thoda sa..
Me: Kuch nahi hain tu? You are a nobody Akanksha.. Apna ye ghamand zara side me rakha kar.. Aise se tuzse koi baat nahi karega..
Akanksha: Shut up!! Tuze kuch pata nahi hain..tu chup baith..
Me: Kyu? Kyu chup rahu main? Zara apne aapko sudhaar.. bhaari padega nahi to baadme.. Aaj bf nahi hain,kalko baat karne waala bhi koi nahi rahega..
Main aage kuch kahu usse pehle hi Akanksha ne zadu ek baar phir utha ki aur muze marne ke liye meri or aage badhi..magar wo maar paati usse pehle hi maine uske haath se zaadu kheech kar fek diya. Ab ladka hu,utna fast to rahuga hi.. Akanksha wahi khadi thi. Main dining table pe baith kar khaana khaane laga..wo kuch der waisi hi rahi aur phir upar chali gayi. Muze uski room ka door dhadaamm se band hone ki awaaz aayi..Khaana khakar main room me chala gaya apne.Bed par let kar main jo hua uske baare me sochne laga. Jo hua wo thik hua ya nahi,maine Neha se jo kuch kaha wo sach tha ya zut main nahi jaanta magar main ab move ho gaya tha aur Neha muze peeche kheechna chahti thi. I cant let that happen. Main sochte sochte hi so gaya. Zyada der nahi so paya. Payal ka msg aaya.
‘Reached’
Maine reply karna zaroori nahi samza coz reply karta to uske msgs shuru ho jaate. Tabhi muze yaad aya apne dusre sim ke baare me. Main to bhul gaya tha in sab zol me us sim ke baare me. Maine wallet me se sim nikaala aur mobile me insert kiya.. Jaise hi mobile on ho gaya,muze texts milne lage. Ab main curious ho gaya tha.. maine fatse text open kiye. Sabse pehla text tha,
‘Mind your language,asshole. And I am not a call girl. Tameez nahi sikhaayi kya kaise baat ki jaati hain to ladkiyo se??’
Next tha;
‘Ab kyu bolti band ho gayi?? Reply…’
Next;
‘hello?? You there??’
Next;
‘If you are not gonna reply then delete my number..I don’t want to talk to you!’
Maine socha ajeeb pagal hain..Khud hi text kiye jaa rahi hain aur muze keh rahi that she doesn’t want to talk to me?
Last text tha;
‘I am sorry..Main bhul gayi thi ki maine tumhe apna number diya tha. Reply if you can.’
Last msg padh kar main zara pighal gaya. Maine kuch der mobile haath me ghumaya aur sochne laga. Kya kiya jaaye to..
Me: hmmm…what the hell!!
Maine fatse text ka reply kar diya..
‘Its ok..Main bhi kuch zyada hi bhadak gaya tha uss din. I am sorry too.’
Short sa reply karna muze thik laga..Maine mobile side me rakh diya..Hardly 10 seconds hue hoge, muze Yuthika ka reply aaya.
Yuthika: hey!
Main khush ho gaya..
Me: Hey..hi!
Yuthika: Hi..How are you?
Me: I am good.. How about you?
Yuthika: I am ok..
Me: Just ok? Kyu kya hua??
Yuthika: Its nothing..Jaane do. So? What are you doing?
Me: talking to you..
Yuthika: Lol…wo to muze bhi pata hain.. before that?
Me: Nothing much.. So?? Where are you from??
Yuthika: I am from Mumbai.You?
Me: I am from Delhi..
Maine socha ki kyu sach sach batau ise..
Me: So…Yuthika naam hain tumhaara? Thoda strange nahi?
Yuthika: Tumse to kam hi strange hain. Ye kaisa naam hain? Mera Lamba
Me: Its my nick name..Asli naam nahi hain wo
Yuthika: Haa but uska meaning kya?
Me: Ummm… you sure want to know?
Yuthika: why not?
Me: No..aise hi. Well, hum mile hi sex site pe to tumse kya chupaana..Mera penis 9 inch lamba hain..
Yuthika: Ohh…ohkay..thik hain.. bye..
Me: Huhh? Achanak bye? Main kuch galat kaha kya?
Yuthika: Nahi.. umm..I am just not comfotable in having sex talk
Me: you serious? Lagta hain tumhe wo website ke baare me thik se pata nahi..its a sexchat site..And I met you on that site.. so its kinda stupid..right?
Yuthika: No..not stupid. Main waha just sex chat ke liye nahi jaati. I told you, I get lonely and I like to talk to someone stranger..
Me: Aisa kisi ko bhi number de deti ho kya? Call girl ho?
Yuthika: Shut up! Kisi ko nahi diya. Pehli baar tumhe diya,magar tumne peechli baar arrogantly baat ki to maine kisi aur ko number nahi di mera..
Me: Ohkay! Call karu tumhe?
Yuthika: Nahi..abhi nahi..
Me: kyu?
Yuthika: Abhi main buzy hu..
Me: Ohkay then..bye.
Yuthika: Are wait.. tumhaara naam kya hain?
Me: Yahi mera naam hain..
Yuthika: Please batao na! Mera Lamba bohot odd lagta hain.. kya naam hain tumhaara?
Me: Kaha naa?? Mera Lamba..Chaho to naam se bulao,warna compulsory nahi hain.
Yuthika: Ohkay! Itna rudely hamesha hi rehte ho kya??
Me: I am not being rude.. I am being honest. Muze bhi pata hain ki Yuthika tumhaara asli naam nahi hain,but I don’t care. Kal main tumhe call karuga confirm karne ke liye ki tum ladki hi ho ya nahi.
Yuthika: Kya matlab?? Off course main ladki hu.
Me: So tumhe koi problem nahi honi chahiye agar main call karu to. Bhot saare log mazaak ke liye genderfake karte hain.
Yuthika: Gender fake??
Me: Pretend to be a girl..
Yuthika: shee!! Ladke aisa bhi karte hain??
Me: Yup.. when can I talk to you again?
Yuthika: Main raat me free hoti hu. Tab msg karna..
Me: K.. bye now.
Yuthika: Bye!
Main kaafi der baahar hi raaste par bhataka. Socha ki movie hi dekh leta hu. Kuch mood divert ho jaayea.. Maine phone flight mode pe daal diya aur movie dekhne chala gaya.Movie to bas ek bahaana tha. Main bass abi kisi aur ke baare me nahi sochna chahta tha aur kuch nahi.. Movie dekhne ke baad thoda mood thik hua. Time dekha..12:53..
Me: Chalo ghar hi chate hain…
Main ghar ki or nikal gaya. Socha ghar jaake so jaauga.. It refreshes me.. Ghar me,as usual koi nahi tha.. Wo to bhi ek acchi baat hain ki mere ghar me working days me koi nahi hota hain. So shaanti rehti ghar me bohot..Main kitchen me chala gaya aur kuch khane ke liye dhundhne laga..Mummy khaana banake gayi thi. Maine plate me khaana parosa,fridge me se paani ki bottle li aur dining table ki or jaane laga. TV dekhne ka mera koi mood nahi tha..Kitchen se bahar nikal kar left side me,wall ki dusri taraf dining table hain. Lights off ki kithcen ki aur jaise hi maine left turn liya…
‘phaattt……’
Muze to jaise din me taare dikh gaye.. 2 sec jhaat kuch samaz nahi aaya ki ho kya raha hain to..aakho ke saamne andhera chaa gaya..
Me: fuck!!! Bhenchoddd!!!
magar main jaldi hi hosh me aa gaya.. Maine fatse peeche palat kar lights on kiya. Nazara dekh kar main to hakka bakka hi reh gaya.
Me: tu????
Saamne meri chutiya behan haath me zhadu lekar khadi thi…
Me: Bewakoofff!! Pagal hain kya??? kYa kar rahi hain??
Akanksha: Muze laga koi chor ghar me ghus aaya hain.. Bell nahi baja sakta tha kya?
Me: Aur jo lock kholne ke liye chaabi hain mere paas uska kya achaar daaalu?? Gadhii… isssss..aaaahhh..
Mere sir me ab dard hone laga tha.
Me: Aur chor kya seedha kitchen me aayega kya chori karne??? Kya bewakoof hain tu Akanksha..Dimaag naam ki cheez hi nahi tuze zara si bhi…Usme bhi attitude duniya bhar kaa..
Main sir ko malne laga…Akanksha ab bhi zhadu liye khadi thi,,
Me: Are gadadhaari bheem ab to neeche kar ye tera tambora…
Itna keh ke main paas ki hi chair par baith gaya.. Chakkar aana shuru ho gaye the muze to…
Akanksha: Arre…muzpekyu chilla raha? Main darr gayi thi naa..
Me: Chillau nahi to kya pair padu tere?? Aur darr gayi thi tu iska matlab kalko jaan le legi meri to bhi teri pooja kau kya main? Idiot!
Akanksha: Sorry boli naa…
Me: Kab boli?? Sapne me? Tu extremely irritating personality hain..pata hain tuze ye baat? Zara khud ki duniya me se nikal aur dekh…Aas paas bhi log hain…
Akanksha: dekh…muze pata hain ki tere sir pe chot aayi hain isliye tu muze ulta seedha bol raha hain…
Me: Hey bhagwaan!! Chot ka isse kuch lena dena nahi hain… Main jo bhi keh raha hu wo dil se keh raha hu kyoki tu hain hi aisi.. Koi to reason hoga naa jo main baat nahi karta tuzse…kyoki tu hain hi nahi baat karne laayak Akanksha…Tuze kisi aur ki koi parwaah nahi hoti..
Akanksha: Bakwaas naa kar. Maanti hu meri galti hain..magar kuch bhi kahega to sun nahi lugi main..
Main pehle hi ghusse me tha..
Me: kya ukhaad legi tu jo maine kuch keh bhi diya to??huhh?
Main kuch zyada hi zor se chilla diya.. Akanksha dar gayi thoda sa..
Me: Kuch nahi hain tu? You are a nobody Akanksha.. Apna ye ghamand zara side me rakha kar.. Aise se tuzse koi baat nahi karega..
Akanksha: Shut up!! Tuze kuch pata nahi hain..tu chup baith..
Me: Kyu? Kyu chup rahu main? Zara apne aapko sudhaar.. bhaari padega nahi to baadme.. Aaj bf nahi hain,kalko baat karne waala bhi koi nahi rahega..
Main aage kuch kahu usse pehle hi Akanksha ne zadu ek baar phir utha ki aur muze marne ke liye meri or aage badhi..magar wo maar paati usse pehle hi maine uske haath se zaadu kheech kar fek diya. Ab ladka hu,utna fast to rahuga hi.. Akanksha wahi khadi thi. Main dining table pe baith kar khaana khaane laga..wo kuch der waisi hi rahi aur phir upar chali gayi. Muze uski room ka door dhadaamm se band hone ki awaaz aayi..Khaana khakar main room me chala gaya apne.Bed par let kar main jo hua uske baare me sochne laga. Jo hua wo thik hua ya nahi,maine Neha se jo kuch kaha wo sach tha ya zut main nahi jaanta magar main ab move ho gaya tha aur Neha muze peeche kheechna chahti thi. I cant let that happen. Main sochte sochte hi so gaya. Zyada der nahi so paya. Payal ka msg aaya.
‘Reached’
Maine reply karna zaroori nahi samza coz reply karta to uske msgs shuru ho jaate. Tabhi muze yaad aya apne dusre sim ke baare me. Main to bhul gaya tha in sab zol me us sim ke baare me. Maine wallet me se sim nikaala aur mobile me insert kiya.. Jaise hi mobile on ho gaya,muze texts milne lage. Ab main curious ho gaya tha.. maine fatse text open kiye. Sabse pehla text tha,
‘Mind your language,asshole. And I am not a call girl. Tameez nahi sikhaayi kya kaise baat ki jaati hain to ladkiyo se??’
Next tha;
‘Ab kyu bolti band ho gayi?? Reply…’
Next;
‘hello?? You there??’
Next;
‘If you are not gonna reply then delete my number..I don’t want to talk to you!’
Maine socha ajeeb pagal hain..Khud hi text kiye jaa rahi hain aur muze keh rahi that she doesn’t want to talk to me?
Last text tha;
‘I am sorry..Main bhul gayi thi ki maine tumhe apna number diya tha. Reply if you can.’
Last msg padh kar main zara pighal gaya. Maine kuch der mobile haath me ghumaya aur sochne laga. Kya kiya jaaye to..
Me: hmmm…what the hell!!
Maine fatse text ka reply kar diya..
‘Its ok..Main bhi kuch zyada hi bhadak gaya tha uss din. I am sorry too.’
Short sa reply karna muze thik laga..Maine mobile side me rakh diya..Hardly 10 seconds hue hoge, muze Yuthika ka reply aaya.
Yuthika: hey!
Main khush ho gaya..
Me: Hey..hi!
Yuthika: Hi..How are you?
Me: I am good.. How about you?
Yuthika: I am ok..
Me: Just ok? Kyu kya hua??
Yuthika: Its nothing..Jaane do. So? What are you doing?
Me: talking to you..
Yuthika: Lol…wo to muze bhi pata hain.. before that?
Me: Nothing much.. So?? Where are you from??
Yuthika: I am from Mumbai.You?
Me: I am from Delhi..
Maine socha ki kyu sach sach batau ise..
Me: So…Yuthika naam hain tumhaara? Thoda strange nahi?
Yuthika: Tumse to kam hi strange hain. Ye kaisa naam hain? Mera Lamba
Me: Its my nick name..Asli naam nahi hain wo
Yuthika: Haa but uska meaning kya?
Me: Ummm… you sure want to know?
Yuthika: why not?
Me: No..aise hi. Well, hum mile hi sex site pe to tumse kya chupaana..Mera penis 9 inch lamba hain..
Yuthika: Ohh…ohkay..thik hain.. bye..
Me: Huhh? Achanak bye? Main kuch galat kaha kya?
Yuthika: Nahi.. umm..I am just not comfotable in having sex talk
Me: you serious? Lagta hain tumhe wo website ke baare me thik se pata nahi..its a sexchat site..And I met you on that site.. so its kinda stupid..right?
Yuthika: No..not stupid. Main waha just sex chat ke liye nahi jaati. I told you, I get lonely and I like to talk to someone stranger..
Me: Aisa kisi ko bhi number de deti ho kya? Call girl ho?
Yuthika: Shut up! Kisi ko nahi diya. Pehli baar tumhe diya,magar tumne peechli baar arrogantly baat ki to maine kisi aur ko number nahi di mera..
Me: Ohkay! Call karu tumhe?
Yuthika: Nahi..abhi nahi..
Me: kyu?
Yuthika: Abhi main buzy hu..
Me: Ohkay then..bye.
Yuthika: Are wait.. tumhaara naam kya hain?
Me: Yahi mera naam hain..
Yuthika: Please batao na! Mera Lamba bohot odd lagta hain.. kya naam hain tumhaara?
Me: Kaha naa?? Mera Lamba..Chaho to naam se bulao,warna compulsory nahi hain.
Yuthika: Ohkay! Itna rudely hamesha hi rehte ho kya??
Me: I am not being rude.. I am being honest. Muze bhi pata hain ki Yuthika tumhaara asli naam nahi hain,but I don’t care. Kal main tumhe call karuga confirm karne ke liye ki tum ladki hi ho ya nahi.
Yuthika: Kya matlab?? Off course main ladki hu.
Me: So tumhe koi problem nahi honi chahiye agar main call karu to. Bhot saare log mazaak ke liye genderfake karte hain.
Yuthika: Gender fake??
Me: Pretend to be a girl..
Yuthika: shee!! Ladke aisa bhi karte hain??
Me: Yup.. when can I talk to you again?
Yuthika: Main raat me free hoti hu. Tab msg karna..
Me: K.. bye now.
Yuthika: Bye!