Re: Encounter specialist - Ek Prem Katha Bhai Behan kii.....
Posted: 27 Mar 2020 20:54
Wo furti se ghoomta hai ....
Tabhi Rati Kee nazar uss shaksh par padati hai ....
Wo zor se cheekhati Hui us kii taraf daudati hai .....
Bhiyaaaaaaaaaaa .......
MUNNA aur Mahua aascharya se Rati aur uss shaksh kii taraf dekahte Hain ......
Rati uss shaksh ke seene se lag Kar foot foot ke rone lagti hai ....
Munna Mahua kii kuch samajh main nahi aata kii maazra Kya hai .....
Rati uss shaksh se chipak ke subakne lagti hai aur us aadami kii aakhein bhii geeli thi ...
Munna sochta hai kii MAA iss shaksh se aise kyon mil rahi hai jabki use Shaq tha kii issi ne Vicki ko goli chalai hai ....
MAA rote rote thodi samhalti hai ....
Bhiya Kahan chale Gaye the ...hamein chod ke pata hai kitni musibat se paala inn bacchon ko ...
Batata hun sab batata hun .....
Behan jab se bhaaga aaj Tak bhaag hee Raha hun ......
Phir wo Munna Mahua kii taraf mudati hai ye mere bhiya Hain ... Birju bhiya .....
Vicki aur Megha ke Mama .....
RATI ki photo:
Munna bola aap Vicki Sir ke Mama Hain to mere bhi Mama Hain par aapne uss aadmi par goli kyon chalai ....
Bhai tumhain sab pata chal Gaya Jo abhi Tak police bhi nahi pata laga Pai ....
Chalo main batata hun ....
Main Birju Bhai ke naam se Mumbai main rehata hun ....
Birju Bhai ....naam sunte hii MUNNA chonk padta hai ...
Asal main Birju Bhai jarayam(crime) kii dunia kaa betash badshah tha .....
Aur underworld main uski kaafi izzat thi ....
Mama main Munna ....Shafiq Bhai ke liye kaam karta hun ...
Are Munna ... Birju bola ... Chote Salman se tumhara bahut naam suna hai ....bahut hoshiyar ladke ho tum aur aajtak tumhara koi operation fail nahi hua hai ....
Dono ek dusre se gale milte Hain ....
Jaise koi Senior Professor apne Priya student se milta hai ....
Asal main Mujhe pata Chala kii Vikram kii supari Mumbai underworld se uthai hai ...main turant yahan aa Gaya aur fir raat din Vicki ke saath saye kii tarah uske saath tha ......
Jisne Vicki ko mara us ko Maine udaa Diya aur in dono terrorist ko bhi Maine hee mara hai ....
Haan Mama wo to Maine dekha ....ye
Tumne kaise dekh liya ....
Main bataunga ...Munna bola ....
Rati Birju ko ek Tak dekhte jaa rahi thi ...
Bhiya aap bilkul nahi badle wo heee chanchalta ....chapalta .....
Kahan Rati dekh Baal safed ho Gaye hain ...
Usne apne baalon main haath phera
Birju the Great one Click:
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Kahan abhi bhi Amitabh Bacchan lagte ho ..... wo hanste hue boli aur uski aakhein geeli ho gayi .......
Aur tu konsi Kam hai Meri Rekha .....
Mahua Munna unhain dekh Kar muskaa Gaye ...
Aur unhain seedhion par chod Kar ander lobby main aa Gaye .....
Birju aur Rati to jaise ek dusre ko ek Tak dekhe jaa rahe the .....
Aur phir yaadon kii Barat unhain apne ateet main Le gayi ....
YE BAAT HAI 90s kee..... Rati ki nayi-nayi shaadi hui thee..... wo pehali baar...... sasuraal se maike aayee.... thee.... jaisaa gaon main hotha hai....har koi nayi naveli dlhan kee khabar lene ko utsuk rehataa hai... Maa ne poonchaa kaisi hai beti... theek hoon Maa.... aur Lala jee (Damad Ramlal) unhain kyaa hoga wo bhi theek hain.... Maa ko uskee udaasi kuch rehasmai see likhi.....Maa mera 12th ka paper hai...kuch padhai kar loon...
Uska Bhai birju.... jo gaon kaa sabse laadlaa ladkaa thaa.... na jaane kini bhabion ko abhii... tak chod chukaa thaa... bahut hee shaitaan... aur badmaash kisam kaa ladkaa thaa.... Jab use pata laga kee uskee behan Rati Gaon vapass aa gayii hai to to wo daud kar apne ghar pahunch gayaa....
Rati jo abhii keval 18 saal kee hee hogi.... aur birju abhi koi 20 saal kaa baankaa jawaan thaa.....
Rati apni saree utaar kar blouse petticoat main thee....
Use ek pal dekh kar birju dang saa raha gayaa...... par use chehare par ek tension see dikhii..... kyaa huaa itne gusse main kyon ho.....Rati ke kade choochak dekh kar uska lund waise hee phanphana gayaa..............
Kuch der aise hee ghoortaa raha..... aise kyaa dekh raha hai....kuch nahin itne din baad tu aayi hai.... tujhe dekh raha hoon... aur ek tak uskee choochion ko nihartaa rahaa...Use aise dekhate hue.....Rati ne apni nazrein ghumaa lee aur uskee taraf apni peeth kar lee...ab birju uskee mad mast gaand ko ghoorne laga.....Rati apni Saree kee teha laga rahi thee.....birju dheere se uskee peeche gayaa.......aur Rati ko apni.... baahon main bhar liyaa......uskaa lund lohe kee rod kee tarah tan gayaa thaa......Rati kaa mulaayam-mulaayam badan paa kar to wo bilkul pagal ho gaya....
Rati chonkate huee...... Ae Bhiyaa kyaa karte ho....chalo kaam karne do.... par birju kahan maan ne wala thaa.... usne Rati ko apne se bilkul sata liyaa aur apne laude kaa aheshaash uskee gaand par de diyaa....Laundiyaa sihar gayiii.... jis aheshaas ke liye wo taras rahii thee.....jo use apne Pati se nahin mila , par hai ree kismat , mila to wo bhi sage bhai se.......
Sanskaron kee ek diwaar thee ....lekin birju to jaise pagal awara.......wo to Rati ko chod hee nahin raha thaa..... Kya Bhiya aise kyon kar rahaa..... hai... wo bolaa apnii behan par bahut pyaar aa rahaa hai....aur use asie hee masltaa raha......Ab to Rati bhee sparsh sukh kaa bharpoor anand le rahii thee....
birju uske gaalon ko bhar-bhar kee choos-choos kar choomne laga... Laundiyaa gan-ganaa gayiii.... Hai kyaa karte ho bhiyaa.... koi aisaa karta hai apni behan se....aur aahein bharne lagii..... birju soch raha thaa.... ab to uskee behan kee seal khul chukii hogii... ab to uskaa bhii kuch haq bantaa hai....ye keha kar birju ne use paas padi khatiaa par baith gayaa..... aur usne Rati ko apnii god main bithaa rakhaa..... aur use chaaron taraf se masal raha thaa.....Aaj bahut man kar raha hai apni Behanaa ko pyaar karne kaa....wo bolaa....
Tabhi unkee Maa darwaze par aayiii....aur usne dekhaa.... birju apni behan Rati ko god main le kar.... masal-masal ke pyaar kar raha hai....wo thodi der darwaze par khadi ho kar dono kee raas leelaa dekhane lagi...aur man hee man mand-mand muskaa gayii...... usne sochaa Rati ab sayaani ho gayii hai.... shaadi bhee ho gayiii hai iskee...... par shaadi kaa sukh nahin milaa isse.....wo kuch sochate hue aage badh gayiii.....
Dono abhii bhi apni masti main mast the.....birju apnaa haath Rati ke pet par aur uskee golaaion kee neeche pher raha thaa... aur kabhii-kabhii uskee goolion ko bhii touch kar raha thaa....
Tabhi Maa ko dekh kar Rati uthane ko hui.... par Sarje ne use kas liyaa... Are birju bada pyaar ho raha hai... apnii behana se..... Theek hai betaa... khoob karo.... Haan Maa bahut dino baad aayii hai... isliye.... Rati kaa muhan sharam se laal ho rahaa thaa...usne birju ko kohani maari....aur uskaa hath wahan se hathaa diyaa....aur ek dum se khadi ho gayi... aur Maa ke paas chali gayi.... birju apne lund ko payajame main chupane lagaa....aur Khada ho gayaa.... Maa aur Rati kitchen main khana banane lage..... sabne saath main khana khayaa....aur sone ke taiyaari karne lage.....
Maa boli main bahar ghair(Jahan jaanwar bandhate hain) par sone jaa rahi hoon.....Rati Boli kyon Maa.....Are mujhe pata nahin kyon ander neend nahin aatii...Are Maa main bahar so jaaungaan....birju bola....(waise wo Maa ke iss prastaav se man hee man bahut kush thaa)...Nahin Maa boli tum dono ander kamre main so jaana....aur band kar lena...aur dono bed par so jaana... neeche koi keedaa bhii kaat sakta hai....Maa ne Ek hidayat se kaha aur bahar chali gayi...
Tabhi Rati Kee nazar uss shaksh par padati hai ....
Wo zor se cheekhati Hui us kii taraf daudati hai .....
Bhiyaaaaaaaaaaa .......
MUNNA aur Mahua aascharya se Rati aur uss shaksh kii taraf dekahte Hain ......
Rati uss shaksh ke seene se lag Kar foot foot ke rone lagti hai ....
Munna Mahua kii kuch samajh main nahi aata kii maazra Kya hai .....
Rati uss shaksh se chipak ke subakne lagti hai aur us aadami kii aakhein bhii geeli thi ...
Munna sochta hai kii MAA iss shaksh se aise kyon mil rahi hai jabki use Shaq tha kii issi ne Vicki ko goli chalai hai ....
MAA rote rote thodi samhalti hai ....
Bhiya Kahan chale Gaye the ...hamein chod ke pata hai kitni musibat se paala inn bacchon ko ...
Batata hun sab batata hun .....
Behan jab se bhaaga aaj Tak bhaag hee Raha hun ......
Phir wo Munna Mahua kii taraf mudati hai ye mere bhiya Hain ... Birju bhiya .....
Vicki aur Megha ke Mama .....
RATI ki photo:
Munna bola aap Vicki Sir ke Mama Hain to mere bhi Mama Hain par aapne uss aadmi par goli kyon chalai ....
Bhai tumhain sab pata chal Gaya Jo abhi Tak police bhi nahi pata laga Pai ....
Chalo main batata hun ....
Main Birju Bhai ke naam se Mumbai main rehata hun ....
Birju Bhai ....naam sunte hii MUNNA chonk padta hai ...
Asal main Birju Bhai jarayam(crime) kii dunia kaa betash badshah tha .....
Aur underworld main uski kaafi izzat thi ....
Mama main Munna ....Shafiq Bhai ke liye kaam karta hun ...
Are Munna ... Birju bola ... Chote Salman se tumhara bahut naam suna hai ....bahut hoshiyar ladke ho tum aur aajtak tumhara koi operation fail nahi hua hai ....
Dono ek dusre se gale milte Hain ....
Jaise koi Senior Professor apne Priya student se milta hai ....
Asal main Mujhe pata Chala kii Vikram kii supari Mumbai underworld se uthai hai ...main turant yahan aa Gaya aur fir raat din Vicki ke saath saye kii tarah uske saath tha ......
Jisne Vicki ko mara us ko Maine udaa Diya aur in dono terrorist ko bhi Maine hee mara hai ....
Haan Mama wo to Maine dekha ....ye
Tumne kaise dekh liya ....
Main bataunga ...Munna bola ....
Rati Birju ko ek Tak dekhte jaa rahi thi ...
Bhiya aap bilkul nahi badle wo heee chanchalta ....chapalta .....
Kahan Rati dekh Baal safed ho Gaye hain ...
Usne apne baalon main haath phera
Birju the Great one Click:
...
Kahan abhi bhi Amitabh Bacchan lagte ho ..... wo hanste hue boli aur uski aakhein geeli ho gayi .......
Aur tu konsi Kam hai Meri Rekha .....
Mahua Munna unhain dekh Kar muskaa Gaye ...
Aur unhain seedhion par chod Kar ander lobby main aa Gaye .....
Birju aur Rati to jaise ek dusre ko ek Tak dekhe jaa rahe the .....
Aur phir yaadon kii Barat unhain apne ateet main Le gayi ....
YE BAAT HAI 90s kee..... Rati ki nayi-nayi shaadi hui thee..... wo pehali baar...... sasuraal se maike aayee.... thee.... jaisaa gaon main hotha hai....har koi nayi naveli dlhan kee khabar lene ko utsuk rehataa hai... Maa ne poonchaa kaisi hai beti... theek hoon Maa.... aur Lala jee (Damad Ramlal) unhain kyaa hoga wo bhi theek hain.... Maa ko uskee udaasi kuch rehasmai see likhi.....Maa mera 12th ka paper hai...kuch padhai kar loon...
Uska Bhai birju.... jo gaon kaa sabse laadlaa ladkaa thaa.... na jaane kini bhabion ko abhii... tak chod chukaa thaa... bahut hee shaitaan... aur badmaash kisam kaa ladkaa thaa.... Jab use pata laga kee uskee behan Rati Gaon vapass aa gayii hai to to wo daud kar apne ghar pahunch gayaa....
Rati jo abhii keval 18 saal kee hee hogi.... aur birju abhi koi 20 saal kaa baankaa jawaan thaa.....
Rati apni saree utaar kar blouse petticoat main thee....
Use ek pal dekh kar birju dang saa raha gayaa...... par use chehare par ek tension see dikhii..... kyaa huaa itne gusse main kyon ho.....Rati ke kade choochak dekh kar uska lund waise hee phanphana gayaa..............
Kuch der aise hee ghoortaa raha..... aise kyaa dekh raha hai....kuch nahin itne din baad tu aayi hai.... tujhe dekh raha hoon... aur ek tak uskee choochion ko nihartaa rahaa...Use aise dekhate hue.....Rati ne apni nazrein ghumaa lee aur uskee taraf apni peeth kar lee...ab birju uskee mad mast gaand ko ghoorne laga.....Rati apni Saree kee teha laga rahi thee.....birju dheere se uskee peeche gayaa.......aur Rati ko apni.... baahon main bhar liyaa......uskaa lund lohe kee rod kee tarah tan gayaa thaa......Rati kaa mulaayam-mulaayam badan paa kar to wo bilkul pagal ho gaya....
Rati chonkate huee...... Ae Bhiyaa kyaa karte ho....chalo kaam karne do.... par birju kahan maan ne wala thaa.... usne Rati ko apne se bilkul sata liyaa aur apne laude kaa aheshaash uskee gaand par de diyaa....Laundiyaa sihar gayiii.... jis aheshaas ke liye wo taras rahii thee.....jo use apne Pati se nahin mila , par hai ree kismat , mila to wo bhi sage bhai se.......
Sanskaron kee ek diwaar thee ....lekin birju to jaise pagal awara.......wo to Rati ko chod hee nahin raha thaa..... Kya Bhiya aise kyon kar rahaa..... hai... wo bolaa apnii behan par bahut pyaar aa rahaa hai....aur use asie hee masltaa raha......Ab to Rati bhee sparsh sukh kaa bharpoor anand le rahii thee....
birju uske gaalon ko bhar-bhar kee choos-choos kar choomne laga... Laundiyaa gan-ganaa gayiii.... Hai kyaa karte ho bhiyaa.... koi aisaa karta hai apni behan se....aur aahein bharne lagii..... birju soch raha thaa.... ab to uskee behan kee seal khul chukii hogii... ab to uskaa bhii kuch haq bantaa hai....ye keha kar birju ne use paas padi khatiaa par baith gayaa..... aur usne Rati ko apnii god main bithaa rakhaa..... aur use chaaron taraf se masal raha thaa.....Aaj bahut man kar raha hai apni Behanaa ko pyaar karne kaa....wo bolaa....
Tabhi unkee Maa darwaze par aayiii....aur usne dekhaa.... birju apni behan Rati ko god main le kar.... masal-masal ke pyaar kar raha hai....wo thodi der darwaze par khadi ho kar dono kee raas leelaa dekhane lagi...aur man hee man mand-mand muskaa gayii...... usne sochaa Rati ab sayaani ho gayii hai.... shaadi bhee ho gayiii hai iskee...... par shaadi kaa sukh nahin milaa isse.....wo kuch sochate hue aage badh gayiii.....
Dono abhii bhi apni masti main mast the.....birju apnaa haath Rati ke pet par aur uskee golaaion kee neeche pher raha thaa... aur kabhii-kabhii uskee goolion ko bhii touch kar raha thaa....
Tabhi Maa ko dekh kar Rati uthane ko hui.... par Sarje ne use kas liyaa... Are birju bada pyaar ho raha hai... apnii behana se..... Theek hai betaa... khoob karo.... Haan Maa bahut dino baad aayii hai... isliye.... Rati kaa muhan sharam se laal ho rahaa thaa...usne birju ko kohani maari....aur uskaa hath wahan se hathaa diyaa....aur ek dum se khadi ho gayi... aur Maa ke paas chali gayi.... birju apne lund ko payajame main chupane lagaa....aur Khada ho gayaa.... Maa aur Rati kitchen main khana banane lage..... sabne saath main khana khayaa....aur sone ke taiyaari karne lage.....
Maa boli main bahar ghair(Jahan jaanwar bandhate hain) par sone jaa rahi hoon.....Rati Boli kyon Maa.....Are mujhe pata nahin kyon ander neend nahin aatii...Are Maa main bahar so jaaungaan....birju bola....(waise wo Maa ke iss prastaav se man hee man bahut kush thaa)...Nahin Maa boli tum dono ander kamre main so jaana....aur band kar lena...aur dono bed par so jaana... neeche koi keedaa bhii kaat sakta hai....Maa ne Ek hidayat se kaha aur bahar chali gayi...