Uss khamoshi ka sannata aaj bhi mere kaan me chiktha hain. Jab bhi wo pal mere zehan me aata hain,mera dil tadap uthata hain. Main uss pal ki khamoshi se aaj tak bhag raha hu. Apne pairo me main dard mehsoos kar sakta hu magar unpe mera kaabu nahi hain. Wo bas bhagte jaa rahe hain aur mere badan ke apne upar dhoh rahe hain. Muze aisa ehsaas ho raha tha ki main kisi aisi cheez se bhaag raha tha jo kabhi mera peecha nahi chodega. Meri saanse ukhad ne lagi thi,magar kisi break fail car ki tarah main aage badhta jaa raha tha. aur tabhi;
"abee oye Bhadwe!!"
Achanak muze ek cheekh sunai di aur karnakarkash horn ki awaaz se mere kaan sunn ho gaye. Main apni khayaalo ki dunia se baahar aa gaya aur dekha to main road ke wrong side se bhaag raha tha. Pata nahi kab main footpath par se utar gaya aur raste par bhagne laga. Subh subh dudh phochane waale mini-trucks ke theek saamne maine apne aap ko paaya. Truck ki khidki me ek bhadda sa aadmi apna sir baahar nikal kar muzse keh raha tha;
"abee oye Bhadwe!! Nashe me chal raha hain kya? Kutte ki tarah meri hi gaadi mili tuze marne ke liye? Chal hadd!"
Itna keh kar usne dobara se uski gaadi aage badhayi. Main kuch nahi keh paaya aur side me sarak gaya. Wo driver muze gaaliya dete hue aage badh gaya. Main side me footpath ke kinare par baith gaya. Pata nahi main kabse aur kitni door tak bhag raha hu.Maine aas paas dekha. Almost 2 km dur aa gaya tha main mere ghar se. Main thoda aaram kiya aur socha ki ab ghar walk karte hue jaata hu. Main ab uss din jo kuch hua uske baare me kuch sochna nahi chahta tha. Maine zat se apna mobile nikala aur gaane sunte sunte walk karne laga. Time dekha to 5:40am ho rahe the. Maine walk karte karte ghar ki or badhne laga. Ab tak raste par aur bhi log muze dikhayi dene lage the. Buddhe ko subh subh walk par nikalte hain, paper pohochane waale, dudhwaale. Dheere dheere saara janjeevan jaagne laga tha. Main poori koshish kar raha tha ki Neha aur uss din jo hua uske baare me na sochu. Jitne bhi senti songs hain mere mobile me,main unhe skip karta hua ghar ki or chal pada.
Ghar pohochte pohochte muze 30 min ke aas paas lag gaye. Main paseene se bheeg gaya tha. Paseene ki wajah se t-shirt poori tarah se bheeg gayi thi aur mere badan se chipak gayi thi. Main ghar ka darwaaja khol kar ghar me enter hua. News paper utha kar living room ke table par rakha. Abhi bhi mere hisaab se ghar ke sabhi log so rahe hoge. Muze badi garmi lag rahi thi. Maine shoes nikale aur socha ki jaldi se pehle naha leta hu. To maine sidhiya chadhne shuru kiya aur sidhiya chadhte hue hi maine gili,paseene se bhigi hui t-shirt nikal di. Ab jaisa ki maine kaha dosto ki main pichle kayi mahino se bohot hi serious work out kar raha hu. Har roz 2 ghante. To ab meri body bhale hi John Abraham to nahi magar badi hi akarshak ho gayi thi. Baloons ki tarah fule hue mere sakht biceps ban gaye hain. 14 inch ke aas paas. Chest bilkul mardana. Main maanta hu ki ek mard ki chati pe baal hone chahiye. It looks real sexy. Isliye maine apni cchati ke baal waise ke waise hi rakhe the. Thode ghane aur zara se ghungraale. Har roz 50 dips maane ki wajah se ab meri vishaal cchati badi hi sexy lagne lagi thi. Bilkul sakht ki agar koi ek .5 inch ki chadi bhi meri chati par maare to chadi tut aaye magar muze kuch na ho. Gym me maine ek aur baat ye sikhi ki agar sahi tarike se aap work out karne lago to muscles bohot hi acche se tone up hote hain. Bohot research karne ke baad maine apni body type ke hisaab se apna work our schedule decide kiya aur spe data raha. Nateeja saaf tha. Agar aap logo ne X-men movie dekhi ho aur usme Wolverine ka role play karne waale actor Huge jackman ki body ki tarah hi mera badan gathila ho chuka hain ab. Ek waqt tha jab sab muze motu kehte the. Ab log muze sexy kehte hain!
To aise jism ka maalik ban jaane ke baad,muze ab sharm nahi aati ki maine t-shirt pehni hain ya nahi, ya koi shirt muzpe jachega ya nahi? Ab I am very much confortable with any clothes or even without them. Main jaldi se sidhiya chadh kar apne room me gaya. Room ke closet me se fresh underwear aur short uthayi aur bathroom ko or chal pada. Jo hi main apni room me se bahar nikla aur zara sa aage gaya muze bathroom ka darwaaja khulne ki awaaz aayi. Ab bhi maine upar kuch nahi pehna tha. Maine bathroom ki or dekha aur saamne dekh kar meri aakhe fail gayi. Ek light pink color ke bathobe jo ki ghutno ke bhi upar tak tha, pehan kar Akanksha baahar aayi. Main usi jagah par ruk gaya aur saamne ka nazara dekhne laga. Akanksha ka sir ab bhi bathroom ki disha me muda hua tha,jaise kuch dhundh rahi thi wo. Isliye wo ye nahi dekh paayi thi ki main usse mehaj 5 ft ki doori par khada tha aur uski or dekh raha tha. Uske geele geele baal uske kandho ke upar chipak se gaye the. Maine Akanksha ko upar se neeche dekha. Bathrobe to uske jism ko theek se dhak raha tha magar jaisa ki maine kaha ki uski length sirf ghutno ke upar tak hi thi to muze Akanksha ki thighs ke lower part se lekar to uske pair ke angoothe tak uski nangi taane dikhayi de rahi thi. Ek bhi baal nahi tha uske pairo pe. Ekdum soft,smooth aur zara se geele hone ki wajah se wo bohot hi chamak rahe the. Muze ladkiyo ki taang me itna interest nahi tha,magar uss pal Akanksha ki nangi tango ko dekh kar main dhara ka dhara hi reh gaya.
Main Akanksha ko ghure jaa raha tha aur ab ise meri badkismati hi kahiye,usi waqt Akanksha ne muze uski nangi taango ki or ghurte dekh liya. Jo hi wo mere disha me aage badhne lagi meri nazar Akanksha ki taango se upar hokar uske shaqal par gayi. Dosto, agar aapne bhi ye kabhi notice kiya hoga to aap jaante hoge ki ek ladki jaise hi naha kar baahar aati hain,uske jism se ek dheemi se khushboo aati hain aur wo badi hi sundar dikhne lagti hain. Aur aaj maine 3 saalo ke baad iss baat ko notice kiya hain ki Akanksha ek badi hi sundar aur kase hue jism ki ladki me tabdil ho gayi hain aur sirf 16 ki umar me hi main uski or attract hone laga hu. Afsoos is baat ka hain ki ye sab sochte hue main ab bhi uski or ghur raha tha. Magar jo hi maine Akanksha ki aakho me dekha,muze kuch ajeeb mehsoos hua. Muze aisa laga ki Akanksha meri taraf dekh to rahi hain,magar uski aakhe muze nahi dekh rahi thi. Uski nazre mere chehre pe nahi thi. Kahi or thi. Aur uss waqt maine iss baat ko notice kiya ki Akanksha bhi mere nangi cchati ko dekh rahi hain. Mere chaude seene aur tagde biceps ko dekh kar Akanksha ki aakhe jaise chipak si gayi thi. Uski aakhe dheere dheere mere jism ko nihaar rahi thi. Aur tabhi maine Akanksha ke neechle hoth ko zara sa khul kar apne daato se dabate dekha. Jaise koi kasak jaagi ho uske andar.
Hum dono ek dusre ko nihaar rahe the. Dheere dheere hum dono ne ek dusre ki or badhna shuru kiya. Har kadam ke saath hamare beech ki doori kam hone lagi thi aur har nazdeeki ke saath main ye saaf dekh paa raha tha ki Akanksha ki nazre mere jism se hath hi nahi rahi. Jaise hi main Akanksha ke saamne aa gaya;
Me: Good morning! Aaj subh subh?
Main ye keh kar kisi ulte jawab ko expect karne laga. Magar ajeeb baat ye hui ki Akanksha kuch nahi boli,aur wo ab bhi meri cchati ko ghur rahi thi. Almost 30 seconds ke baad maine Akanksha ke saamne chutki bajate hue phir se kaha;
Me: Helllo??? Madam? soyi hain kya ab tak? Maine kuch pucha tuzse!
Akanksha : Huhh?? k..kya??
Neend me se jaagi ho jaise,aise tarike se Akanksha ne muzse puchi. Aur ab jaakar uski nazre muzse mili.
Me: Arre! Maine kaha ki, aaj subh subh?
Akanksha : Ha..! wo..wo jaana hain na.! Shaadi me jaana hain to ready ho rahi hu.
Muze achanak se yaad aaya ki aaj to ghar ke sabhi log shaadi me jaa rahe hain, nimi bua ke bete ki,delhi me. Main nahi jaa raha tha. Maine bahana bana diya tha jab mummy ticket nikalne ke liye keh rahi thi,ki padhayi hain nd all. Asal me muze in shaadi-biah me jaana bilkul pasand nahi hain. Koi 2 log sirf ek dusre ke saath hi apni zindagi guzar de ye baat muze kuch hajam nahi hoti. Khaas kar jo kuch bhi Neha aur mere beech hua uske baad to bilkul bhi nahi. Aur waise bhi, Nimi bua ke bete se mera koi khaas rishta to tha nahi jo maine uski shaadi ke liye Delhi jau. Khair!! Acchi baat to ye thi ki aaj se 6 dino tak ghar me koi nahi hoga aur sirf mera raaj rahega. Maine bada khush ho gaya.
Me: Arre waah! Ha yaad aaya. Kitne baje ki hain gaadi?
Akanksha: 9:50 am.
Me: Accha hain. Maze karna tum log shaadi me.
Akanksha: Tum log? Kya matlab hain? Tu nahi aa raha?
Me: Nope!!
Akanksha: Magar mummy ne to kaha tha ki hum sab jaa rahe hain.
Me: Ha. Tum sab jaa rahe hain. Not me!
Maine muskuraate hue kaha aur meri muskaan ko dekh kar Akanksha bighad gayi.
Akanksha: This is not fair! Jab tu nahi jaa raha to muze kyu zarbardasti le jaa rahe hain?
Me: Simple! Kyoki ek to maine tuzse bada hu,samazdaar hu isliye main ghar pe akela reh sakta hu. Aur dusre ye ki tu bewakoof hain.
Itna keh kar maine zor se has pada,jo ki Akanksha ko bilkul pasand nahi aaya.
Akanksha : Bakwaas band kar teri! Tuz jaise bahane nahi aate muze banana. I am a honest girl.
Me: Ha ha.! Lagta hain Honest koi naya word hain Idiot ke liye.
Akanksha ab cheedh gayi thi. Ek to use Mere parents zabardasti le jaa rahe the aur dusra main use bewakoof keh raha hu ye baat use hajam nahi ho rahi thi.
Akanksha: Ek thappad maarugi na tuze. Muh band rakh apna.
Me: Ohhh...arrrerrre.. Akanksha beti to rone lagi..
Akanksha : I said, shut up! Ek kheech ke lagaugi tuze.. subh subh pit jaayega mere haatho.
Me: Arre ja ja..!
Itna keh kar maine Akanksha ke sir pe dheeme se ek tapli maari aur aage badh gaya bathroom me jaane ke liye. Jo hi main thoda sa aage badha;
Akanksha: Ab mara tu mere haatho.
Itna keh kar Akanksha zatke se mudh gayi aur mere or usne apna haath badhaya taaki muze maar sake. Ab jaisa ki maine kaha ki wo abhi bathroom se nikli thi aur uske paon gili the aur bal bhi. Uske baalo me se paani tapak kar neeche floor par gir raha tha jiss wajah se floor slippery ho gaya tha. Jo hi Akanksha meri or zatke se mudhi, uska pair sleep ho gaya. Ab aapne bhi movies me kayi baar aisa dekha hoga ki heroine ka pair sleep hota hai aur hero badi hi tezi se use pakad kar sambhaal leta hain aur apni baaho me pakad leta hain. Theek heroine ki tarah Akanksha sleep hui,main zat se peeche mudha aur Akanksha ko sleep hote hue dekha aur wo sleep hokar meri aur aane lagi. Maine badi hi tezi dikhate hue apna left pair peeche ki or khiska diya aur iske pehle Akanksha mere upar girti, maine peeche sarak gaya aur Akanksha mere saamne se sleep hote hote seedha jaakar floor pe land ho gayi aur dhadaam se jaakar apne pet ke bal gir gayi.
Meri to bohot hi zor se hasi cchuth gayi. Main apna pet pakad pakad ke hasne laga aur Akanksha ki or dekhne laga. Ab pet ke bal girne se Akanksha ka bathrobe kaafi upar khisak gaya tha aur jo hi maine Akanksha ki taraf dekha muze kuch aisa dikha jisse meri yaade taaza ho gayi. Akanksha ne aaj wohi pink color ki panty pehni thi jisko sungh kar maine muth maari thi. Meri nazre jaise Akanksha ki gaand ki or jam si gayi thi. Main bayaan nahi kar sakta tha iss tarah ki bouncy aur raseeli gaand hain Akanksha ki. Jise agar haath me jakdo to aapko aisa lage jaise makhmal ke kisi paani se bhare gubbare ko jakad liya ho. Aur itni gori ki agar ungli se zara bhi dabao to nishaan aa jaaye. Aisi gaand par uski pink color ki panty itni jach rahi thi ki sirf 5 seconds ke time me hi mera lund aisa khada ho gaya jaise use bijli ka zatka diya gaya ho.
Akanksha ghutno ke bal iss tarah baith gayi,maano doggystyle ka invitation de rahi ho. Uski aprateem gaand mere saamne apne poore jawani me thi. Mera lund bhi ab poori tarah se khada ho chuka tha. Akanksha dheere dheere zameen par se uthne lagi. Maine turant neeche dekha aur apni shorts me ke tamboo ke saamne towel le jaa kar use dhak diya. Isse pehle Akanksha notice karti main waha se nikal jaana chahta tha. Main badi hi tezi se Akanksha ke right side se gujar raha tha;
Akanksha : Besharam! Kam se kam utha to sakta hain na muze??
Ab ye ek badi musibat thi mere liye. Yaha mera 9 inch ka lamba lund poori jawaani pe tha aur Akanksha jaisi ladki zameen par padi thi. Main chahte hue bhi Akanksha ki help nahi kar sakta tha,kyoki kal raat ko jo hua uske baad agar Akanksha mera khada lund dekh leti to meri shaamat aa jaati. Main Akanksha ki taraf muda aur kaha;
Me: Maine kaha tha tuze zameen chaatne ke liye? Khud giri, khud hi uth ja.
Mere iss baat pe Akanksha aag-baboola ho gayi aur muze kosne lagi. Magar main waha 1 sec bhi nahi ruka aur seedha bathroom me chala gaya.
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Bathroom me jaakar maine fatse apne kapde nikal diye aur poori tarah nanga ho gaya. Bathroom me ek bada sa mirror hain. Full body mirror to nahi magar kamar ke neeche tak ka part dikh jaata hain. Main uss mirror ke saamne jaakar khada ho gaya. Dosto, har ladka ye baat jaanta hain ki uske liye uska lamba,khada,tagda lund ek bohot hi fakra ki baat hain. Ladkiya ye baat nahi samzegi magar jab khudka lund jab poori jawaani me hota hain aur aap use dekh bhi paate ho, ek alag sa ehsaas hota hain. Maine mirror me dekha. Jaise ki maine pehle hi explain kiya hain ki main ek bade hi chust aur kase hue jism ka maalik hu aur aise me ek 9 inch ka kaale saap jaisa lund mere jism se juda hua hain, to main ye dawe se keh sakta hu ki ye padhne waali ladkiyo ki choot thodi to gili hui hi hogi,sirf soch kar hi. But agar aap ek genral idea hi chahte ho to aap ye link follow kar sakte ho;
Bas, sirf uss bande ke kaale color ke alawa nazara kuch aisa hi tha. Main actually saawla hu,naaki gora ya kaala. Yaha mera lund apne poore josh me tha,main use nihaar raha tha aur tabhi darwaaje par knock hoti hain;
Akanksha: Smarat!?
Maine zat se towel apni kamar ke aas paas lapet liya. Magar phir muze yaad aaya ki main to bathroom me hu,muze towel lapetne ki kya zaroorat? To maine towel dobara se latka diya aur kaha;
Me: Ab kya hain?
Akanksha: Bahar nikal!
Akanksha ne jaise hi ye kaha muze bada ajeeb laga..
Me: Kya??? Ja yaha se. Nahane de muze.
Akanksha: Ha ha.. Naha lena. but abhi bahar nikal. Issi waqt.
Muze zara sa ghussa aa raha tha.
Me: Ptchh.. Akanksha subh-subh dimag mat kharab kar. Kasam se agar main baahar aa gaya na to aaj tu mari mere haatho. Jaa yaha se!!
Maine cheedhte hue kaha. Kuch der Akanksha kuch nahi boli. Muze laga ki shaayad chali gayi ho. Main shower ki taraf badha aur jaise hi main shower shuru karne hi waala tha ki;
Akanksha: Tu baahar nikal jaldi nahi to main chilla-chilla ke mummy ko bulaugi..
Ab mere ghusse ka paara bohot upar ho gaya tha. Muzse raha nahi gaya.
Me: Akanksha, ek kaske thappad lagauga tuzko main. Kya kaam hain tuze? Kya nautanki laga rakhi hain ye tune?
Phir se kuch der tak sannata laga raha. Muze laga ki shayad mummy ko bulane gayi hain. Mere dil ki dhadkan badhne lagi thi. Main sochne laga ki aakhir hua kya iss pagal ladki ko? baar baar bahar aane ko keh rahi hain. Maine socha ki baahar nikal kar dekhta hi hu ki aakhir maajra kya hain? Maine hanger pe se apna towel liya aur jo hi main towel ko apni kamar pe bandhne hi waala tha ki muze kuch aisa dikha jise dekh kar meri hasi bhi cchut gayi aur mere lund me zara si halchal bhi mach gayi. Hanger pe ek black color ki lace-panty latki hui thi. Maine bathroom me aate se hi uske upar apna towel taang diya isliye muze panty dikhi hi nahi. Main aage badh gaya aur dobara se apna towel hanger par taang diya. Ab bhi Akanksha ki koi awaaz nahi aa rahi thi. Maine socha ki Isse pehle wo nautanki shuru kare main use awaaz dekar use panty de deta hu. Maine aage badh kar hange par se panty nikali aur jo hi maine wo panty haath me li, Aaahhh!!! Khuda kasam, jitne mulayam ladkiyo ke jism hote hain utni hi mulayam unki panties bhi. Black color ki wo lace panty itni soft thi ki haath me lete hi aisa laga ki makhmal chu liya ho jaise. Naa chahte hue bhi main us panty ko apne haath me mehsoos karne laga. Uska mulayam kapda muze bha gaya. Achanak mere zehan me pata nahi kaha se magar ye khayaal aaya ki Akanksha ke gore chitte badan par ye kaale rang ki panty kaisi lagti hogi. Ek to uss 16 saal ki ladki ka mulayam aur smooth jism, aur uspe ye panty. Waah!! Jawaab mere lund ne hi de diya aur ek baar dobara se mera lund patthar jaisa ho gaya.
Maine panty ko apne chehre ke nazdik kiya. Dekha to Enamor brand ki thi;
Me: Waah! Badi hi branded pehanti hain.
Utne me hi Akanksha ne ek baar aur darwaaja thoki aur awaaz lagayi. Magar iss baar uske awaaaz me zara namrata thi.
Akanksha: Samrat, plz khol na darwaaja. Muze urgent kaam hain. Plz khol naa!
Ab muze thoda sa taras aa raha tha uss pe. Chahe kuch bhi kyu na ho, thi to meri sagi,choti behan hi. Mera bhi dil pighal gaya. Magar uss panty ka sparsh mere lund ko apni or attract kar raha tha. Panty maine apne right hand me pakdi thi. Maine dheere se apna haath neeche le gaya, apne daaye haath se mere lund ki foreskin ko peeche kiya aur panty ko apne lund se laga diya. Oohhh!! kya ehsaas tha! Kayi dino baad muze aisa ehsaas hua tha. Main dheere dheere Akanksha ki panty ko apne lund par ragadne laga. Aage-peeche.. Badi hi dheemi raftaar par main Akanksha ki panty se muth maarne laga. Uss panty ke kapde ke har ek reshe ko main mehsoos kar raha tha. Turant hi muze maza aane laga tha aur tabhi;
Akanksha: Open the fucking door Samrat!!
Akanksha ki baat sun kar main to jaise hil gaya. Main bathroom ke darwaaje ke peeche khada hokar darwaja khola aur sirf apna sir nikal ke hi maine kaha;
Me: Kya? Kya kaha tune?? Phir se bol zara!!?
Akanksha zara si sakpaka gayi thi.
Akanksha: Wo..wo...
Me: HA kya wo wo?? bak na ab?
Maine zuta ghussa dikhate hue kaha.
Akanksha: Wo kabse keh rahi hu baahar nikal. Kuch kaam hain.
Me: Kya kaam hain? 1 ghante se kya so rahi thi kya bathroom me jo abhi bhi kaam baaki hain.
Akanksha ke gaal ab zara se laal ho gaye the. Main saaf dekh paa raha tha ki use sharam aa rahi hain kehne me ki wo uski panty bhul gayi hain.
Akanksha: Tu bas bahar nikal naa. Please!
Me: Accha ruk 2 min.
Itna keh kar maine phir se darwaaja band kar diya. Akanksha ko laga ki main baahar aane hi waala hu. Magar maine darwaaja band karke hanger pe se panty li, ek baar aur apne lund par ragdi aur darwaaja khola. Jo hi maine darwaaja khola;
Akanksha: Thank you! Bas 1 min.
Itna keh kar Akanksha aage door ki taraf badh gayi. Use rokte hue maine kaha;
Me: Oye?? Hello? Kidhar?
Akanksha sawaaliya nazro se meri or dekhne lagi aur boli;
Akanksha: Tu.. tu baahar nikal raha hain naa?
Me: Nahi!!
Itna keh kar maine apne left hand ko door se baahar nikala aur use dekh kar Akanksha sharam se paani paani ho gayi. Uske maathe par saaf paseena dikh raha tha. Sharam se wo laal ho gayi thi. Maine apni mutthi kholi aur Akanksha ke saamne uski panty pesh kar di. Ek muskaan ke saath maine kaha;.
Me: Forgot something miss???
Akanksha ko jaise saap sungh gaya ho. Wo kuch der ek shabd bhi nahi boli. Maine ek baar uske saamne apna haath hilaya aur tab wo hosh me aayi. Usne zatke se mere haath me se apni panty cheen li, aur badi hi tezi se mudh kar apne room ki or badhne lagi. Maine use peeche se awaaz lagate hue kaha;
Me: Aaj kal manners hi nahi logo ko! Thanx to keh deti kamse-kam.
Akanksha kuch nahi boli aur sidha apne room me ghusi aur Dhadaammm!! Useke room ka door itni zor se band hua ki muze laga shayad tut jaayega. Maine Bathroom ka darwaaja band kar liya aur nahane laga. Its gonna be a fun week. 6 din bina kisi ki zak-zak ke. Main bada hi khush tha. Itna khush ki main apne khade lund ke baare me bhi bhul gaya tha. Main bade hi araam aur sukoon se nahane laga. Pehle shampoo,phir conditioner, then bodywash aur aakhir me face wash. 20 min me main naha kar baahar aaya. Hotho par Barfi ke song ki tune gungunate hue main apni room me chala gaya. Ab tak mera mood kaafi accha ho gaya tha. Neha ka khayaal bhi mere dimag se chala gaya tha.
Bas, sirf uss bande ke kaale color ke alawa nazara kuch aisa hi tha. Main actually saawla hu,naaki gora ya kaala. Yaha mera lund apne poore josh me tha,main use nihaar raha tha aur tabhi darwaaje par knock hoti hain;
Akanksha: Smarat!?
Maine zat se towel apni kamar ke aas paas lapet liya. Magar phir muze yaad aaya ki main to bathroom me hu,muze towel lapetne ki kya zaroorat? To maine towel dobara se latka diya aur kaha;
Me: Ab kya hain?
Akanksha: Bahar nikal!
Akanksha ne jaise hi ye kaha muze bada ajeeb laga..
Me: Kya??? Ja yaha se. Nahane de muze.
Akanksha: Ha ha.. Naha lena. but abhi bahar nikal. Issi waqt.
Muze zara sa ghussa aa raha tha.
Me: Ptchh.. Akanksha subh-subh dimag mat kharab kar. Kasam se agar main baahar aa gaya na to aaj tu mari mere haatho. Jaa yaha se!!
Maine cheedhte hue kaha. Kuch der Akanksha kuch nahi boli. Muze laga ki shaayad chali gayi ho. Main shower ki taraf badha aur jaise hi main shower shuru karne hi waala tha ki;
Akanksha: Tu baahar nikal jaldi nahi to main chilla-chilla ke mummy ko bulaugi..
Ab mere ghusse ka paara bohot upar ho gaya tha. Muzse raha nahi gaya.
Me: Akanksha, ek kaske thappad lagauga tuzko main. Kya kaam hain tuze? Kya nautanki laga rakhi hain ye tune?
Phir se kuch der tak sannata laga raha. Muze laga ki shayad mummy ko bulane gayi hain. Mere dil ki dhadkan badhne lagi thi. Main sochne laga ki aakhir hua kya iss pagal ladki ko? baar baar bahar aane ko keh rahi hain. Maine socha ki baahar nikal kar dekhta hi hu ki aakhir maajra kya hain? Maine hanger pe se apna towel liya aur jo hi main towel ko apni kamar pe bandhne hi waala tha ki muze kuch aisa dikha jise dekh kar meri hasi bhi cchut gayi aur mere lund me zara si halchal bhi mach gayi. Hanger pe ek black color ki lace-panty latki hui thi. Maine bathroom me aate se hi uske upar apna towel taang diya isliye muze panty dikhi hi nahi. Main aage badh gaya aur dobara se apna towel hanger par taang diya. Ab bhi Akanksha ki koi awaaz nahi aa rahi thi. Maine socha ki Isse pehle wo nautanki shuru kare main use awaaz dekar use panty de deta hu. Maine aage badh kar hange par se panty nikali aur jo hi maine wo panty haath me li, Aaahhh!!! Khuda kasam, jitne mulayam ladkiyo ke jism hote hain utni hi mulayam unki panties bhi. Black color ki wo lace panty itni soft thi ki haath me lete hi aisa laga ki makhmal chu liya ho jaise. Naa chahte hue bhi main us panty ko apne haath me mehsoos karne laga. Uska mulayam kapda muze bha gaya. Achanak mere zehan me pata nahi kaha se magar ye khayaal aaya ki Akanksha ke gore chitte badan par ye kaale rang ki panty kaisi lagti hogi. Ek to uss 16 saal ki ladki ka mulayam aur smooth jism, aur uspe ye panty. Waah!! Jawaab mere lund ne hi de diya aur ek baar dobara se mera lund patthar jaisa ho gaya.
Maine panty ko apne chehre ke nazdik kiya. Dekha to Enamor brand ki thi;
Me: Waah! Badi hi branded pehanti hain.
Utne me hi Akanksha ne ek baar aur darwaaja thoki aur awaaz lagayi. Magar iss baar uske awaaaz me zara namrata thi.
Akanksha: Samrat, plz khol na darwaaja. Muze urgent kaam hain. Plz khol naa!
Ab muze thoda sa taras aa raha tha uss pe. Chahe kuch bhi kyu na ho, thi to meri sagi,choti behan hi. Mera bhi dil pighal gaya. Magar uss panty ka sparsh mere lund ko apni or attract kar raha tha. Panty maine apne right hand me pakdi thi. Maine dheere se apna haath neeche le gaya, apne daaye haath se mere lund ki foreskin ko peeche kiya aur panty ko apne lund se laga diya. Oohhh!! kya ehsaas tha! Kayi dino baad muze aisa ehsaas hua tha. Main dheere dheere Akanksha ki panty ko apne lund par ragadne laga. Aage-peeche.. Badi hi dheemi raftaar par main Akanksha ki panty se muth maarne laga. Uss panty ke kapde ke har ek reshe ko main mehsoos kar raha tha. Turant hi muze maza aane laga tha aur tabhi;
Akanksha: Open the fucking door Samrat!!
Akanksha ki baat sun kar main to jaise hil gaya. Main bathroom ke darwaaje ke peeche khada hokar darwaja khola aur sirf apna sir nikal ke hi maine kaha;
Me: Kya? Kya kaha tune?? Phir se bol zara!!?
Akanksha zara si sakpaka gayi thi.
Akanksha: Wo..wo...
Me: HA kya wo wo?? bak na ab?
Maine zuta ghussa dikhate hue kaha.
Akanksha: Wo kabse keh rahi hu baahar nikal. Kuch kaam hain.
Me: Kya kaam hain? 1 ghante se kya so rahi thi kya bathroom me jo abhi bhi kaam baaki hain.
Akanksha ke gaal ab zara se laal ho gaye the. Main saaf dekh paa raha tha ki use sharam aa rahi hain kehne me ki wo uski panty bhul gayi hain.
Akanksha: Tu bas bahar nikal naa. Please!
Me: Accha ruk 2 min.
Itna keh kar maine phir se darwaaja band kar diya. Akanksha ko laga ki main baahar aane hi waala hu. Magar maine darwaaja band karke hanger pe se panty li, ek baar aur apne lund par ragdi aur darwaaja khola. Jo hi maine darwaaja khola;
Akanksha: Thank you! Bas 1 min.
Itna keh kar Akanksha aage door ki taraf badh gayi. Use rokte hue maine kaha;
Me: Oye?? Hello? Kidhar?
Akanksha sawaaliya nazro se meri or dekhne lagi aur boli;
Akanksha: Tu.. tu baahar nikal raha hain naa?
Me: Nahi!!
Itna keh kar maine apne left hand ko door se baahar nikala aur use dekh kar Akanksha sharam se paani paani ho gayi. Uske maathe par saaf paseena dikh raha tha. Sharam se wo laal ho gayi thi. Maine apni mutthi kholi aur Akanksha ke saamne uski panty pesh kar di. Ek muskaan ke saath maine kaha;.
Me: Forgot something miss???
Akanksha ko jaise saap sungh gaya ho. Wo kuch der ek shabd bhi nahi boli. Maine ek baar uske saamne apna haath hilaya aur tab wo hosh me aayi. Usne zatke se mere haath me se apni panty cheen li, aur badi hi tezi se mudh kar apne room ki or badhne lagi. Maine use peeche se awaaz lagate hue kaha;
Me: Aaj kal manners hi nahi logo ko! Thanx to keh deti kamse-kam.
Akanksha kuch nahi boli aur sidha apne room me ghusi aur Dhadaammm!! Useke room ka door itni zor se band hua ki muze laga shayad tut jaayega. Maine Bathroom ka darwaaja band kar liya aur nahane laga. Its gonna be a fun week. 6 din bina kisi ki zak-zak ke. Main bada hi khush tha. Itna khush ki main apne khade lund ke baare me bhi bhul gaya tha. Main bade hi araam aur sukoon se nahane laga. Pehle shampoo,phir conditioner, then bodywash aur aakhir me face wash. 20 min me main naha kar baahar aaya. Hotho par Barfi ke song ki tune gungunate hue main apni room me chala gaya. Ab tak mera mood kaafi accha ho gaya tha. Neha ka khayaal bhi mere dimag se chala gaya tha.
Re: Hindi sex novel - Benaam! The Unnamed Truth
Main bathroom se baahar ki nikal kar apni room me chala gaya. Maine iss waqt sirf towel hi pehna hua tha. Door lock karte hi maine towel nikal kar fek diya. Closet me se apne kapde nikale aur bed par kapde pehan ne ke liye jo hi main baitha utne me hi meri nazar mere cell phone par padi. Time dekha to 6:50 ho raha tha. Tabhi pata nahi kaha se mere dimag me ye khayaal aaya. Main bed par se utha, wallet me se wo dusra SIM nikala aur mobile me daal diya. Muze yaad aa gaya tha ki kal raat ko uss ladki se meri baat hui thi aur maine use gaaliya bhi di thi aur main 100% sure tha ki uska ab koi reply nahi aane waala. Phir bhi maine mobile switch on karke dekha. Jo hi mobile start hua, mera phone vibrate hua. Maine zat se phone uthaya aur dekha to ek msg aaya tha. Maine badi hi excitement se msg khola-
" I am not a call girl. Mind your language! I am sophisticated girl. I now remember you. You should have told me.".
Msg padh kar muze thodi hasi aa gayi. Maine socha sophisticated girls aise raand ki tarah apna number kisi ko bhi de deti hain kya? Maine socha ki q main main apna ood is kutiya ke liye kharab karu. Maine ek simple sa reply kar diya ki;
"I did not know you are blind. I am sorry!"
Send karke main smile karne laga. I am really good at sarcasm. Msg send karke main bed par se uth gaya. Laptop pe Linkin park ke songs laga diye aur planning karne laga ki aaj din bhar kya kiya jaaye? Aur tabhi muze yaad aaya ki, not just today. Agle 7 din ka planning karna hain. Main bada khush ho gaya;
"Yahooo!!!"
Maine jaldi se apne kapde pehan liya aur neeche breakfast karne ke liye jaane hi waala tha ki phir se mera mobile vibrate hua. Dekha to usika ka msg tha;
"Are you stupid? If i would have been blind then how would I have msgd you?"
Uska reply padh kar meri hasi cchut gayi. Main samaz gaya ki bandi badi hi chutia hain aur sarcasm se uska dur dur ka rishta nahi hain. Main dobara se bed par baith gaya aur reply kiya;
" Agar tum blind nahi ho to tumne mera msg to padha hi hoga,specially that part where I precisely told you that we met on that site,also gave my name and told you that you gave me your number. Only blind people cant read that. Or you are too stupid to understand that?"
Maine msg send kar diya aur ab main wait karne laga tha uske reply ka. Main ek baat to jaanta hi tha ki uska msg aane hi waala hain. Isliye main wahi par baithe raha aur kuch 1 min me hi uska reply aaya;
" Yeah! I read that msg.I am a girl so I had to ignore msgs from people i dont know. And You said your name was mera_lamba in that msg. What sort of stupid name is that?"
Ab maine mera_lamba naam apne pyaare lund ke honour me rakha hain. Lund lamba hain to socha ki chalo,mera_lamba hi rakh lu naam apna. Lekin main ye baat use nahi batana chahta tha;
"Yeah! Its pretty stupid name. Maine ye naam tumhare stupid naam se compete karne ke liye rakha hain.But it seems like your's is winning,Yuthikaa!!"
Muze laga ki ab bandi chidh jaayegi. Uska reply aaya. Ab hamari chatting start ho gayi thi.
Yuthika: Shut up! Its not a stupid name and I am not a stupid or blind person. I just dont like to reply to strangers.
Me: Can you speak hindi?
Yuthika: Yes. I speak fluent hindi.
Me: To English kyu zaad rahi? Hindi me bol.
Yuthika: Why? Cant you speak proper english?
Me: Nahi. Muze english nahi aati. Hindi me baat karo chupchap. And i dont trust you! Agar strangers se baat karna pasand nahi to muze apna number kyu di? Call girls karti hain aisa, pata hain? And I still dont believe that you are a girl.
Yuthika: Muze pata nahi tha ki call girls aise karti hain. And why dont you believe me that I am actually a girl?
Me: Coz girls dont give their numbers to people they just met unless she's a whore.
Yuthika: Shut up!
Me: Stop telling me to shut up! Maine wohi keh raha hu jo such hain. Jab proof karegi ki tu sachme ladki hain tabhi baat karuga mian tuzse. Till then, dont bother me.
Itna keh ke maine zat se phone switch off karke SIM waapis apne wallet me daal diya aur regular number start karke main neeche chala gaya. Abhi tak ghar ke sabhi log uth gaye the. Aakhir 2 hrs me unhe gaadi bhi to pakadni thi! Main gungunate hue neeche aaya to aate se hi mummy saamne aa gayi:
Mummy: Badi jaldi uth gaya aaj tu? Kaha jaa raha?
Me: Main kahi nahi jaa raha. Jaa to aap log rahe hain.
Mummy: Isliye itna khush hain kya tu ki kuch dino ke liye hi sahi tuze humse, khaas kar teri behan se chutkaara mil raha hain?
Jaise hi mummy ne ye kaha, stairs par se neeche utarti hui Akanksha ne ye baat sun li aur;
Akanksha: Phir to khush muze hona chahiye jo is ullu ke patthe se chutkaara mil raha hain muze.
Jo hi Akanksha ne ye kaha, udhar bedroom me se shirt ki sleeves ke button lagate hue papa baahar aaye aur kaha;
Papa: Bhai kya zamana aa gaya hain! Ab to beti hi baap ko 'Ullu' keh rahi hain.
Ye sun kar Akanksha ko zara sharam aa gayi aur;
Akanksha: Nahi papa! Main to Isse ullu ka Pattha keh rahi thi. aapko nahi.
Aur itna keh kar wo papa ke paas jaake khadi ho gayi, jaise koi kutta jaake roti ke liye khada ho jaata hain. Akanksha ki baat sun kar muze hasi aa gayi.
Me: Papa! Mera to pata nahi magar aapki beti certified ullu hain.
Jo hi maine ye kaha, Akanksha muze maarne ke liye meri or bhagne lagi. Ab normally aise situation me main kabhi bhi uske haath nahi aata, magar aaj kuch ajeeb baat thi. Akanksha meri taraf badhne lagi aur maine uski taraf dekha. Usne ek skyblue color ka t-shirt pehna tha aur ek white color ki jeans. Ab main nahi jaanta uss waqt muze kya hua. Akanksha pair patakte hue meri or badhne lagi aur har movement ke saath uske boobs upar-neeche,upar-neeche hone lage the. Aur meri nazre unn par usi tarah se jam gayi thi jaise mere pair zameen par. Har ek kadam ke saath main mehsoos kar raha tha ki kisi paani bhare baloon ki tarah uske boobs upar jaate aur gravity ki wajah se neeche aate. Kabhi gaur nahi kiya maine ki iss ladki ka upari hissa itna madak ho gaya hain. Main apne hi khayaalo me Akanksha ke boobs ko chum raha tha aur tabhi;
'Phaatttt!!'
Muze ek zordar chaata mehsoos hua apne right bicep par.. Akanksha kab mere paas aa gayi aur kab usne ek chaata mere haath pe maar di muze pata hi nahi laga. Iss kadar main kho gaya tha un sundar boobs ke khayaalo me.
Me: OOucch!!
Akanksha hasne lagi.
Akanksha: Huhhh! Bada khudko super fast kehta hain na ki kabhi mere haath nahi aayega. Nikal gayi hekdi??!
Mere dil me aaya ki ab ise main kya batau ki main kaise iske haath me aa gaya.
Me: Ha ha! Thik hain. Tu kachuye se bhi tez hain.khush??!
Akanksha apna muh bigadte hue kitchen me chali gayi. Ab thik 8 baj rahe the. Sab log apni apni packing me buzy the aur main mast baith kar breakfast kar raha tha aur plan kar raha tha ki kaise agle 7 dino ka maza liya jaaye. Sabse pehle papa unka aur mummy ke bags lekar bedroom se baahar aaye. 2 bags thi. Sufficient saaman tha 2 logo ke liye.
Me: All packed??
Papa: Yes! List me jo jo likha tha wo sab pack kar liya.
Me: Waah! Accha hain.
Papa: Ha to barkhurdaar ab zara suno! Ghar agle ek hafte tak tere hi bharose hain. Maine tere account me 5000 rs daal diye hain. Zaroorat padne par kaam aayege.
5000 ka naam sun kar main khush ho gaya.
Me: Bohot khub!
Papa: Ha laga hi tha muze khush hoga tu. Ghar ka khayal rakhna. Kuch ulta seedha mat karna......
Papa ke bol-bacchan shuru the jo main sun nahi raha tha. Mere dimag me to bas yehi chal raha tha ki kya karu aur kya nahi??!
Papa: ......... Samrat??
Me: Huhh?? ha?
Papa: Maine kaha Samza ya nahi?
Ab maine kuch jhaat bhi nahi suna tha magar ha kehna muze thik laga.
Me: Sab kuch samaz gaya. Aap tension naa lo.Ghar sahi salamat rahega.
Papa: Ha wo to rahega hi. Agar wo nahi raha to tu nahi rahega.
Hindi film ke villain ke jaise papa muze dhmaki dekar chale gaye. Main kitchen me jaane ke liye mudne hi waala tha ki papa ke baad Mummy ne bhi same instructions diye.
Mummy: Beta! Ghar ka khayal rakhna.. No masti! Acche se reh. Kabaad mat bana dena.
Maine 'ha' me apni mundi hila di. Tabhi mummy chillayi;
Mummy: Arre Sunte ho!!??
Papa tab tak baahar nikal gaye the.
Mummy: Ohho!! Tere papa bhi naa! Paise to diye nahi hoge kuch bhi. Ruk!
Itna keh kar mummy ne ek handbag me se ek aur purse nikali aur mere haath me 500 ke 6 kadak-kurkure note rakh diye aur kaha;
Mummy: Ye le! 3000 hain. Sambhal kar rakhna. Zaroorat me kaam aayege.
Maine apne dil me muskuraate hue socha ki,'Can this day get any fucking better than this?'. Ab mere paas 8000 the. Papa nahi jaante the ki mummy ne 3000 diye aur mummy ko nahi pata tha ki papa ne 5000 diye. Aur main ek accha beta hone ke naate unke beech ke is confusion waale rishte ko todna nahi chahta tha to maine chup rehna bhala samza aur phir se ek baar 'Ha' me mundi hila di bail ke jaisi!
Me: Main pura khayal rakhuga ghar ka. Abhi aap log niklo nahi to gaadi chut jaayegi.
Mummy: Ha ha..! Ptchh..Ye Akanksha kaha hain?
Mummy ne idhar udhar use dhunda aur zor se awaaz lagayi;
Mummy: Akankshaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Aur ek badi dabi si awaaz aayi upar se;
'Aayi!!'
Mummy: Chal beta! Hum nikalte hain. Bye.
Itna keh kar mummy bhi baahar chali gayi. Maine plate kitchen me rakh di aur ek paani ki bottle lekar diwar ke sahare main baahar ke darwaaje ke paas khada ho gaya. Muze laga ki Akanksha bhi nikal gayi aur tabhi muze thak thak ki awaaz aayi. Maine peeche mudh kar dekha to Akanksha ke dono haatho me 2 bade bade bags the aur wo badi hi mushkil se koshish kar rahi thi un bags ko neeche lekar aa sake. Bags itne bade the ki koi dekhta to sochta ki bandi US jaa rahi hain. Main Akanksha ki koshish ko dekhne laga aur naa chahte hue bhi muze hasi aa gayi. Akanksha ne muze haste dekha to aur chidhne lagi wo.
Akanksha: Hass kya raha hain tu? Koi joker dikh gaya kya?
Me: Dikh gaya nahi,'dikh gayi!
Akanksha ab ghusse se ful rahi thi.
Akanksha: Kamine! Kisi kaam ka nahi. Roz 2 ghante gym me kuch karta bhi hain ya bas hawa bahri hain tere andar.. Himmat hain to utha bags.
Main samaz gaya ki wo kya karne ki koshish kar rahi hain. Main bhi kamina hu.
Me: Ha.. Hawa hi bhari hain. Tuze khud hi uthana padega.
Apna paasa khud par hi ulta palata hua dekh kar Akanksha aur cheedh gayi aur ghusse me hi dono bags uthane lagi. Aur wo bag usse jhaat nahi uthne waale the ye baat main uski laal shaql aur fuli hui saas dekh kar hi samaz gaya. Kisi tarah badi taqat laga kar usne ek bag uthayi. Magar taqat zyada kaam nahi aayi aur madam ke haath se bag cchut kar usike pair par gir gaya. Ye dekh kar meri hasi cchut gayi. Muze hasta dekh kar ab Akanksha ke aakho me se jaise paani aane waala tha. Maine hasna band kiya aur kaha;
Me: Agar koi request kare to main kabhi naa nahi kehta.
Meri baat sun kar Akanksha meri or ghurne lagi aur tabhi baahar se taxi ke horn ka awaaz aya. Ab uske paas koi option nahi tha;
Akanksha: Ha ha thik hain. Uthade bags mere.
Main dheere dheere pehli seedhe pe chadha aur kaha;
Me: Maine 'request' kaha. Order nahi!!
Main saaf mehsoos kar raha tha ki Akanksha ab meri jaan lena chahti hain. Magar uske paas koi aur raasta nahi tha. Usne ek gehri saas li aur kaha;
Akanksha: Ok ok! Please mere bags utar de neeche!
Maine muskurate hue kaha;
Me: Ab aayi na aukaat pe?!
Main furti se Akanksha tak gaya aur sirf 1 bag uthakar neeche badhne laga.
Akanksha: Oye hello??! dusra kaun uthayega??
Maine bina ruke hi kaha;
Me: Tu! sirf ek bag hi uthane waala tha main.
Itna keh kar main nikal gaya magar peeche se muze awaaz aayi;
Akanksha: samrat Kamine!!
Main zat se baahar tak aaya aur cab ki dikki me bag rakh di. Papa ne kaha;
Papa: Arre? Akanksha kaha hain?
Aur maine peeche ki or ishara kar diya. Peeche dekha to badi hi mushkil se Akanksha cab tak apna bag lekar aayi aur buri tarah haaf rahi thi. Papa ne muze daat lagate hue kaha;
Papa: Besharam! Help nahi kar sakta tha uski?
Maine muskurate hue kaha;
Me: That's optional!!
Akanksha ab bhi haaf rahi thi. Kisi tarah wo muze ghurte hue cab me baith gayi. Maine dikki band kardi aur mummy ki side ki window ke paas khada ho gaya. Mummy ne dobara wohi instructions diya aur maine phir se nahi sune, bas mundi hila di! Mere chehre par se ek haath ferte hue mummy ne car ka door band kar diya.
Me: Bye Mummy. Bye Papa! Aur tu, cartoon! Ise udhar hi cchod kar aao papa!
Meri iss baat pe sab hasne lage,magar Akanksha to jaise uske khayaalo me meri jaan hi le rahi thi. Unki taxi jab nikal gayi to maine ek chain ki saans li aur apne ghar me aa gaya. Naachte gaate main apne room me aaya aur apna mobile uthaya. Dekha to 4 misscall the..........................TBC!
" I am not a call girl. Mind your language! I am sophisticated girl. I now remember you. You should have told me.".
Msg padh kar muze thodi hasi aa gayi. Maine socha sophisticated girls aise raand ki tarah apna number kisi ko bhi de deti hain kya? Maine socha ki q main main apna ood is kutiya ke liye kharab karu. Maine ek simple sa reply kar diya ki;
"I did not know you are blind. I am sorry!"
Send karke main smile karne laga. I am really good at sarcasm. Msg send karke main bed par se uth gaya. Laptop pe Linkin park ke songs laga diye aur planning karne laga ki aaj din bhar kya kiya jaaye? Aur tabhi muze yaad aaya ki, not just today. Agle 7 din ka planning karna hain. Main bada khush ho gaya;
"Yahooo!!!"
Maine jaldi se apne kapde pehan liya aur neeche breakfast karne ke liye jaane hi waala tha ki phir se mera mobile vibrate hua. Dekha to usika ka msg tha;
"Are you stupid? If i would have been blind then how would I have msgd you?"
Uska reply padh kar meri hasi cchut gayi. Main samaz gaya ki bandi badi hi chutia hain aur sarcasm se uska dur dur ka rishta nahi hain. Main dobara se bed par baith gaya aur reply kiya;
" Agar tum blind nahi ho to tumne mera msg to padha hi hoga,specially that part where I precisely told you that we met on that site,also gave my name and told you that you gave me your number. Only blind people cant read that. Or you are too stupid to understand that?"
Maine msg send kar diya aur ab main wait karne laga tha uske reply ka. Main ek baat to jaanta hi tha ki uska msg aane hi waala hain. Isliye main wahi par baithe raha aur kuch 1 min me hi uska reply aaya;
" Yeah! I read that msg.I am a girl so I had to ignore msgs from people i dont know. And You said your name was mera_lamba in that msg. What sort of stupid name is that?"
Ab maine mera_lamba naam apne pyaare lund ke honour me rakha hain. Lund lamba hain to socha ki chalo,mera_lamba hi rakh lu naam apna. Lekin main ye baat use nahi batana chahta tha;
"Yeah! Its pretty stupid name. Maine ye naam tumhare stupid naam se compete karne ke liye rakha hain.But it seems like your's is winning,Yuthikaa!!"
Muze laga ki ab bandi chidh jaayegi. Uska reply aaya. Ab hamari chatting start ho gayi thi.
Yuthika: Shut up! Its not a stupid name and I am not a stupid or blind person. I just dont like to reply to strangers.
Me: Can you speak hindi?
Yuthika: Yes. I speak fluent hindi.
Me: To English kyu zaad rahi? Hindi me bol.
Yuthika: Why? Cant you speak proper english?
Me: Nahi. Muze english nahi aati. Hindi me baat karo chupchap. And i dont trust you! Agar strangers se baat karna pasand nahi to muze apna number kyu di? Call girls karti hain aisa, pata hain? And I still dont believe that you are a girl.
Yuthika: Muze pata nahi tha ki call girls aise karti hain. And why dont you believe me that I am actually a girl?
Me: Coz girls dont give their numbers to people they just met unless she's a whore.
Yuthika: Shut up!
Me: Stop telling me to shut up! Maine wohi keh raha hu jo such hain. Jab proof karegi ki tu sachme ladki hain tabhi baat karuga mian tuzse. Till then, dont bother me.
Itna keh ke maine zat se phone switch off karke SIM waapis apne wallet me daal diya aur regular number start karke main neeche chala gaya. Abhi tak ghar ke sabhi log uth gaye the. Aakhir 2 hrs me unhe gaadi bhi to pakadni thi! Main gungunate hue neeche aaya to aate se hi mummy saamne aa gayi:
Mummy: Badi jaldi uth gaya aaj tu? Kaha jaa raha?
Me: Main kahi nahi jaa raha. Jaa to aap log rahe hain.
Mummy: Isliye itna khush hain kya tu ki kuch dino ke liye hi sahi tuze humse, khaas kar teri behan se chutkaara mil raha hain?
Jaise hi mummy ne ye kaha, stairs par se neeche utarti hui Akanksha ne ye baat sun li aur;
Akanksha: Phir to khush muze hona chahiye jo is ullu ke patthe se chutkaara mil raha hain muze.
Jo hi Akanksha ne ye kaha, udhar bedroom me se shirt ki sleeves ke button lagate hue papa baahar aaye aur kaha;
Papa: Bhai kya zamana aa gaya hain! Ab to beti hi baap ko 'Ullu' keh rahi hain.
Ye sun kar Akanksha ko zara sharam aa gayi aur;
Akanksha: Nahi papa! Main to Isse ullu ka Pattha keh rahi thi. aapko nahi.
Aur itna keh kar wo papa ke paas jaake khadi ho gayi, jaise koi kutta jaake roti ke liye khada ho jaata hain. Akanksha ki baat sun kar muze hasi aa gayi.
Me: Papa! Mera to pata nahi magar aapki beti certified ullu hain.
Jo hi maine ye kaha, Akanksha muze maarne ke liye meri or bhagne lagi. Ab normally aise situation me main kabhi bhi uske haath nahi aata, magar aaj kuch ajeeb baat thi. Akanksha meri taraf badhne lagi aur maine uski taraf dekha. Usne ek skyblue color ka t-shirt pehna tha aur ek white color ki jeans. Ab main nahi jaanta uss waqt muze kya hua. Akanksha pair patakte hue meri or badhne lagi aur har movement ke saath uske boobs upar-neeche,upar-neeche hone lage the. Aur meri nazre unn par usi tarah se jam gayi thi jaise mere pair zameen par. Har ek kadam ke saath main mehsoos kar raha tha ki kisi paani bhare baloon ki tarah uske boobs upar jaate aur gravity ki wajah se neeche aate. Kabhi gaur nahi kiya maine ki iss ladki ka upari hissa itna madak ho gaya hain. Main apne hi khayaalo me Akanksha ke boobs ko chum raha tha aur tabhi;
'Phaatttt!!'
Muze ek zordar chaata mehsoos hua apne right bicep par.. Akanksha kab mere paas aa gayi aur kab usne ek chaata mere haath pe maar di muze pata hi nahi laga. Iss kadar main kho gaya tha un sundar boobs ke khayaalo me.
Me: OOucch!!
Akanksha hasne lagi.
Akanksha: Huhhh! Bada khudko super fast kehta hain na ki kabhi mere haath nahi aayega. Nikal gayi hekdi??!
Mere dil me aaya ki ab ise main kya batau ki main kaise iske haath me aa gaya.
Me: Ha ha! Thik hain. Tu kachuye se bhi tez hain.khush??!
Akanksha apna muh bigadte hue kitchen me chali gayi. Ab thik 8 baj rahe the. Sab log apni apni packing me buzy the aur main mast baith kar breakfast kar raha tha aur plan kar raha tha ki kaise agle 7 dino ka maza liya jaaye. Sabse pehle papa unka aur mummy ke bags lekar bedroom se baahar aaye. 2 bags thi. Sufficient saaman tha 2 logo ke liye.
Me: All packed??
Papa: Yes! List me jo jo likha tha wo sab pack kar liya.
Me: Waah! Accha hain.
Papa: Ha to barkhurdaar ab zara suno! Ghar agle ek hafte tak tere hi bharose hain. Maine tere account me 5000 rs daal diye hain. Zaroorat padne par kaam aayege.
5000 ka naam sun kar main khush ho gaya.
Me: Bohot khub!
Papa: Ha laga hi tha muze khush hoga tu. Ghar ka khayal rakhna. Kuch ulta seedha mat karna......
Papa ke bol-bacchan shuru the jo main sun nahi raha tha. Mere dimag me to bas yehi chal raha tha ki kya karu aur kya nahi??!
Papa: ......... Samrat??
Me: Huhh?? ha?
Papa: Maine kaha Samza ya nahi?
Ab maine kuch jhaat bhi nahi suna tha magar ha kehna muze thik laga.
Me: Sab kuch samaz gaya. Aap tension naa lo.Ghar sahi salamat rahega.
Papa: Ha wo to rahega hi. Agar wo nahi raha to tu nahi rahega.
Hindi film ke villain ke jaise papa muze dhmaki dekar chale gaye. Main kitchen me jaane ke liye mudne hi waala tha ki papa ke baad Mummy ne bhi same instructions diye.
Mummy: Beta! Ghar ka khayal rakhna.. No masti! Acche se reh. Kabaad mat bana dena.
Maine 'ha' me apni mundi hila di. Tabhi mummy chillayi;
Mummy: Arre Sunte ho!!??
Papa tab tak baahar nikal gaye the.
Mummy: Ohho!! Tere papa bhi naa! Paise to diye nahi hoge kuch bhi. Ruk!
Itna keh kar mummy ne ek handbag me se ek aur purse nikali aur mere haath me 500 ke 6 kadak-kurkure note rakh diye aur kaha;
Mummy: Ye le! 3000 hain. Sambhal kar rakhna. Zaroorat me kaam aayege.
Maine apne dil me muskuraate hue socha ki,'Can this day get any fucking better than this?'. Ab mere paas 8000 the. Papa nahi jaante the ki mummy ne 3000 diye aur mummy ko nahi pata tha ki papa ne 5000 diye. Aur main ek accha beta hone ke naate unke beech ke is confusion waale rishte ko todna nahi chahta tha to maine chup rehna bhala samza aur phir se ek baar 'Ha' me mundi hila di bail ke jaisi!
Me: Main pura khayal rakhuga ghar ka. Abhi aap log niklo nahi to gaadi chut jaayegi.
Mummy: Ha ha..! Ptchh..Ye Akanksha kaha hain?
Mummy ne idhar udhar use dhunda aur zor se awaaz lagayi;
Mummy: Akankshaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Aur ek badi dabi si awaaz aayi upar se;
'Aayi!!'
Mummy: Chal beta! Hum nikalte hain. Bye.
Itna keh kar mummy bhi baahar chali gayi. Maine plate kitchen me rakh di aur ek paani ki bottle lekar diwar ke sahare main baahar ke darwaaje ke paas khada ho gaya. Muze laga ki Akanksha bhi nikal gayi aur tabhi muze thak thak ki awaaz aayi. Maine peeche mudh kar dekha to Akanksha ke dono haatho me 2 bade bade bags the aur wo badi hi mushkil se koshish kar rahi thi un bags ko neeche lekar aa sake. Bags itne bade the ki koi dekhta to sochta ki bandi US jaa rahi hain. Main Akanksha ki koshish ko dekhne laga aur naa chahte hue bhi muze hasi aa gayi. Akanksha ne muze haste dekha to aur chidhne lagi wo.
Akanksha: Hass kya raha hain tu? Koi joker dikh gaya kya?
Me: Dikh gaya nahi,'dikh gayi!
Akanksha ab ghusse se ful rahi thi.
Akanksha: Kamine! Kisi kaam ka nahi. Roz 2 ghante gym me kuch karta bhi hain ya bas hawa bahri hain tere andar.. Himmat hain to utha bags.
Main samaz gaya ki wo kya karne ki koshish kar rahi hain. Main bhi kamina hu.
Me: Ha.. Hawa hi bhari hain. Tuze khud hi uthana padega.
Apna paasa khud par hi ulta palata hua dekh kar Akanksha aur cheedh gayi aur ghusse me hi dono bags uthane lagi. Aur wo bag usse jhaat nahi uthne waale the ye baat main uski laal shaql aur fuli hui saas dekh kar hi samaz gaya. Kisi tarah badi taqat laga kar usne ek bag uthayi. Magar taqat zyada kaam nahi aayi aur madam ke haath se bag cchut kar usike pair par gir gaya. Ye dekh kar meri hasi cchut gayi. Muze hasta dekh kar ab Akanksha ke aakho me se jaise paani aane waala tha. Maine hasna band kiya aur kaha;
Me: Agar koi request kare to main kabhi naa nahi kehta.
Meri baat sun kar Akanksha meri or ghurne lagi aur tabhi baahar se taxi ke horn ka awaaz aya. Ab uske paas koi option nahi tha;
Akanksha: Ha ha thik hain. Uthade bags mere.
Main dheere dheere pehli seedhe pe chadha aur kaha;
Me: Maine 'request' kaha. Order nahi!!
Main saaf mehsoos kar raha tha ki Akanksha ab meri jaan lena chahti hain. Magar uske paas koi aur raasta nahi tha. Usne ek gehri saas li aur kaha;
Akanksha: Ok ok! Please mere bags utar de neeche!
Maine muskurate hue kaha;
Me: Ab aayi na aukaat pe?!
Main furti se Akanksha tak gaya aur sirf 1 bag uthakar neeche badhne laga.
Akanksha: Oye hello??! dusra kaun uthayega??
Maine bina ruke hi kaha;
Me: Tu! sirf ek bag hi uthane waala tha main.
Itna keh kar main nikal gaya magar peeche se muze awaaz aayi;
Akanksha: samrat Kamine!!
Main zat se baahar tak aaya aur cab ki dikki me bag rakh di. Papa ne kaha;
Papa: Arre? Akanksha kaha hain?
Aur maine peeche ki or ishara kar diya. Peeche dekha to badi hi mushkil se Akanksha cab tak apna bag lekar aayi aur buri tarah haaf rahi thi. Papa ne muze daat lagate hue kaha;
Papa: Besharam! Help nahi kar sakta tha uski?
Maine muskurate hue kaha;
Me: That's optional!!
Akanksha ab bhi haaf rahi thi. Kisi tarah wo muze ghurte hue cab me baith gayi. Maine dikki band kardi aur mummy ki side ki window ke paas khada ho gaya. Mummy ne dobara wohi instructions diya aur maine phir se nahi sune, bas mundi hila di! Mere chehre par se ek haath ferte hue mummy ne car ka door band kar diya.
Me: Bye Mummy. Bye Papa! Aur tu, cartoon! Ise udhar hi cchod kar aao papa!
Meri iss baat pe sab hasne lage,magar Akanksha to jaise uske khayaalo me meri jaan hi le rahi thi. Unki taxi jab nikal gayi to maine ek chain ki saans li aur apne ghar me aa gaya. Naachte gaate main apne room me aaya aur apna mobile uthaya. Dekha to 4 misscall the..........................TBC!